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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
-Ted We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted.
-Bill What you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude?
-Mr. Ryan Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
-Socrates You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
-Bill Dude, remember when i asked your step-mom to prom? Shut Up, Ted!
-Bill and Ted Ted... DON'T forget to wind your watch!
-Ted to... I am Bill S. Preston, esq.!
And I am Ted Theodore Logan!
Together, we are: WYLD STALLYNS!
-Bill & Ted Mr. Ryan: "Who was Joan of Arc?"
Ted: "Noah's wife?"
-Mr. Ryan and Ted How's it going, royal ugly dudes?
-Bill and Ted 69, dudes.
-Bill and Ted All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
-Mr. Ryan This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.
-Ted Gentlemen.....We're history
-Rufus Let's reach out and touch somebody
-Bill Bogus
-Bill and Ted DUDE!
-bill and ted sorry missy....I mean mom.
-ted Want a Twinkie, Ghengis Khan?
-Ted How's it going, Mr. The Kid?
-Bill and Ted hey bill, heavy metal dude
-ted guard: put them in the iron maden, bill and ted: excellent, Guard: exacute them, Bill and ted: Bogus
-midievil guard Ted: "Do You Know When The Mongols Ruled China?"
Ted to Ted: "Say hi to the princesses for me." (ted) " Who?"
Ted: " You'll See."
Bill & Ted:Excellent!!-Both (Bill Staring at Missy)Ted:"That's Your Mom dude."Ted:"Excuse me,when did the monguls rule China?Circle K cashier:"I don't know,I just work here."Bill and Ted(After Hugging):"Fag".Freud(talking to 2 babes):"Hello,I'm Dr.Freud but you can call me siggy."Babes:"you are such A geek."Freud:"What is A geek?"Abe Lincoln:"Be excellent to each other,and party on dudes!"Ted(philosphying with Socrates):"All we are is dusi in the wind".Socrates:"Ah,like sands through the hour glass,so is the DAYS OF OUR LIVES." "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes." -- Bill & Ted "Why would we lie to ourselves?"
-Ted
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