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Well, I say now! Someone has pasted Piglet on my window. Well, well! Pooh too!
-Owl Yuch. Tiggers Don't like honey!
-Tigger I am short, fat, proud of that.
-Winny the Pooh (after decorating Pooh's bottom,) There! A hunting trophy!
-Rabbit *Well, "jagulars" always call, "Halloo!" And when you look up, they drop on you.* *I'm looking down, P-P-Pooh.*
-Pooh and Piglet Say, who are you?" "I'm the narrator." "Oh, well, please, for goodness' sakes, narrate me down from here.
-Tigger and the Narrator If you think it over, let me know. You got my card, I'm not in the book, you know.
-Gopher What are you supposed to be?" "I'm a little, black rain cloud, of course." "Silly old bear.
-Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh Bear Oh, stuff and fluff.
-Pooh Help! P-p-piglet. (Me.)
-Piglet's note Tut-tut! It looks like rain!
-Christopher Robin I must rescue my supper!
-Pooh Help! P-p-piglet. (Me.)
-Piglet's note Honeysuckle!" [tries to eat flowers] "No, Pooh, you don't eat them. You *smell* them.
-Pooh and Kanga The only reason for being a bee is to make honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it.
-Winnie the poo Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again.
-Narrator Oh, bother. It's empty again. Only the sticky part's left.
-Pooh Tigger" What's a Pooh?
"Pooh" You're standing on one!
-Tigger & Pooh There, now." (giggles) "Isn't this a clever disguise?
-Pooh Being a screech owl, she also sang soprano in the London Opera.
-Owl Er, ee-JUMP?! Tiggers don't jump. They bounce!
-Tigger Stop that kid, PLEASE! S-T-O-P. Stop! You're rockin' the forest!
-Tigger So Pooh kept his lonely vigil hour after hour, after hour. Until at last...Pooh fell fast asleep, and began to dream.
-Narrator You mean elephants and weasels?
-Pooh Honey! Oh, boy, honey! That's what tiggers like best!
-Tigger That's what tiggers do best!
-Tigger Yeah, that icky, sticky stuff is only fit for heffalumps and woozels.
-Tigger If I was you, I'd think about ssssskedaddin' outta here.
-Gopher Oh, dear. Oh d-d-d-d-d-dear dear!
-Piglet You see, her constant practicing so unnerved my aunt she laid a seagull egg by mistake." (his dishes fall over him as his house begins crashing) "Whoooooo!
-Owl Hallooooooooo!
-Tigger Dash it all, he IS the project!
-Owl He budged! Hooray! Christopher Crobin! Uh, Christopher Robin! He bidged! He badged! He booged! Today's the day!
-Rabbit Eeyore: "W-O-L. That spells Owl."
Owl: "Bless my soul! So it does!"
-Eeyore and Owl Pooh: "Can't we go back to page one and do it all over again?"
Narrator: "Sorry, Pooh, but all stories have an ending, you know."
-Pooh and the Narrator
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