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Igore! Frodric!
-Igore and Frederic I aint got no bo--dy. and no bady cares a-for a-me. a-yak-a-ta-ta-ta-a-da dah Ha!
-Igore Inga: Warewolf! Fred: Warewolf? Igore: There! There wolf. There castle. Fred: Why are you talking that way? Igore: I though you wanted to. Fred: No, I dont want to. Igore: Suit yourself. I'm easy.
-Igore,Inga, and Frederic Walk this way!
-Igore What knockers! oh, sank you docta. Oh, that alright.
-Fredric and Inga My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up
-Igore All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING DEATH FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING DEATH FOR ME!
-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
[doing a Groucho Marx] Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein and Igor He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker
-Inga WereWolf!
There wolf.
-Inga & Igore Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor where did you get this brain??
Igor: I got it from the jar named Abby Normal...
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?? you mean you brought me an abnormal brain?!?!?!?!
-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein and Igor PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!
-The Monster Damn your eyes!
Igor(pointing to his eyes): Too late.
-Frederick (to Igor) Inga(shouting through door): Dr. Fronkensteen. Are you all right?
Fredric: MY NAME...IS FRANKENSTEIN!
-Inga and Fredric Hearts and kidneys are TINKER TOYS!
-Dr. Frederick Frankenstein Put the candle back.
-Dr. Frankenstein MY GRANDFATHERS' WORK WAS DOO-DOO! I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DEATH! THE ONLY THING THAT INTERESTS ME IS THE PRESERVATION OF LIFE. (stabs himself in the leg with a scalpel) Class is dismissed.
-Frederick Frankenstein Put ze candle back!
-Inga Dirty word! He said a dirty word!!
-Igor SEDAGIVE!?
-Fredrick Fredric: Stand back for the love of god! He has a rotten brain!
Frau Blucher: It's not rotten. It's a good brain.
Fredric: It's rotten I tell you! Rotten.
-Fredric and Frau Blucher Fredric: What a filthy job.
Igor: Could be worse.
Fredric: How?
Igor: Could be raining.(A crash of thunder and it starts to rain.)
-Fredric and Igor "LIIIIFFFEEE GIVE MY CREATION LIFFEEE!"
-Frederick Frankenstein Fredric:"Nice Grouping".Inspector:"Come let us go to my flat for A little wine,und A little spongecake,(Moster pull his wooden arm off)Und Shit!" Frau Blaucher:"Hello I'm Frau Blaucher"(Horses Whinney).Igor:"Blaucher"(Horses Whinney).Fredrick:"Pardon me boy,is this The Transylvania Station".Boy:"Yah,Yah,Track 29;Oh,can I give you A shine." Igor:"Dr.Frankenstein?"Fredric:"That's Froonkensteen!"Igor:"Do you also Froodric Froonkenstein?"Fredric:"No,It's Fredric".Fredric:"You Must be Igor".Igor:"No It's pronounced Eye-gor".Fredric:"They told me Igor".Igor:"They were wrong then,weren't they." You're putting me on.
-Igor
Angry Villager:"He's A Frankenstein and they're all Alike!
(Other Villagers growl in agreement at the meeting)
Angry Villager:They can't help it..it's in their blood
..they say that they're working for us?
..But they really want is to rule the world!
Town elder(Angrily bangs his gavel on his desk to
restore order)That's enough Now!
(To the citzens of Translyvaina)I will not have this
meeting become a free for all!
(Pointing his gavel at his fellow townsfolk)
These are very serious charges and all the more
painful to us..your elders..because..we still have
nightmares from five times before.
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