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Trust the fungus!
-Luigi Where's the rock?
-King Koopa Plumber alert...
-King Koopa What my brother is trying to say is that he doesn't know what to say...
-Mario The fungus saved us, Mario! It, like, sneezed us out of that cave, and a giant booger caught us and kept us from falling!
-Luigi Where do humans come from again? Oh, I used to know it...it's rabbits, or something...
-Koopa Aha! Big Bertha! The bouncer at the Boom Boom Bar!
-Iggy Strap your belt on, kid..we're goin in
-Mario Mama Mia!
-Mario Glug glug glug!!
-Mario and Luigi Come and get it lizard lips.
-Mario (to King Koopa) "My god...it's like Upper Manhatten down here!" *watches a guy fall off the guardrail with his bike*
-Mario Mario-"I know we went under the river, but this CAN'T be Manhattan!"
Luigi-"I don't know, I haven't been to Manhattan in a couple of weeks."
Mario-"Must've been a BAD couple of weeks!"
-Mario and Luigi use the stompers, put in a cartridge and put your heals together
-big burtha we froze the pipes, were going for a ride
-mario Luigi: We must have been knocked and woke up in the Brooklyn of the future.
Mario: Or the Bronx of today. No wonder they tell you never to come down here.
-Mario and Luigi Hey guys, cheer up! Things could get wrose. *starts to sing* Ain't got no water, anywhere! Foods bad....so's the air! Ain't go no resources, in a great big stupor! All because of, the evil King Koopa~!
-Toad Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time (snickers)..... the princess.
-Koopa Mario: What single-celled organism did you evolve from?
Koopa: Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king, thank you very much.
-Mario and Koopa Was she corpulent? Very corpulent?
-Iggy You know, it just dont get no better than this
-Dinosaur in intro Where's my pizza?
-King Koopa " i am mario mario and he is lugi mario "
- mario and lugi
super mario bros.
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