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I'M LIVIN' ALONE!
-Kevin You guys give up, or your'e thirsty for more?
-Kevin Marv: Kids are scared of the dark. Harry: You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv
-Marv Harry Hey, I'm going to give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly face out of my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!
-Gangster 'Johnny' Keep the change, you filthy animal!
-Gangster 'Johnny' Kevin : A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
-Kevin McCallister Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you're such a disease.
-Jeff McCallister Kate: Say good night, Kevin. Kevin: "Good night, Kevin."
-Kate McCallister Kevin McCallister Clerk: Are you here all by yourself? Kevin: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.
-Clerk Kevin Harry: I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener.
-Harry Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!
-Kevin Marv: We're the wet bandits!
-Marv *Why the hell did you take your shoes off?* *Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?*
-Harry Marv Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
-Kevin McCallister Furnace: Ha, ha, ha. Hello, Kevin. Ha, ha, ha. Kevin: Shut up.
-Furnace Kevin Kevin McCallister: Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!
-Kevin McCallister Look what you did, you little *jerk!*"
-Uncle Frank I made my family disappear!
-Kevin I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
-Buzz Hiya, pal. We outsmarted you this time."
-Harry KEVIN?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!!
-Buzz Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!
-Kevin Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my taranchula.
-Buzz Merry Christmas, little fella! We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone!
-Harry Somebody pick up." (louder, but hurriedly) "PICK-UP!
-Kate McCalister Kevin: (on the other side of the door) "Oh, no, I'm really scared!"
Harry: "It's too late for you kid. We're already in the house. We're gonna get you!"
-Kevin and Harry "Harry: We're not gonna hurt you. Marv: No, No. Got some nice presents for you. Harry: Be a good little fella now and open the door."
-Harry and Marv Harry: Marv! Why'd you take your shoes off?!
Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
-Harry and Marv Santa Claus: Damn. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny? Kevin McCallister: "Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association"? Frank McCallister: [talking to Leslie] Wow, that's real crystal. Put it in your purse. Megan McCallister: The dope was whining about a suit case. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?
(after looking at a Play Boy magazine)" No clothes on anyone- sickening!"
-Kevin Kevin: "Dad, nobody'll let me do anything."
Peter: "You don't have anything to do? I'll tell you what you can do, you can pick up those Micro Machines that are all over in there. Aunt Leslie stepped on one and almost broke her neck."
Kate: "He was in the garage again playing with the glue gun."
Peter: "Didn't we talk about that?"
Kevin: "Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so. I was making ornaments out of fish hooks."
Peter: "My new fish hooks?"
Kevin: "I can't make ornaments out of the old ones, where dried worm got stuck on 'em." Kevin: "Mom, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie, but the big kids can. Why can't I?"
Kate: "Kevin, i'm on the phone."
Kevin: "It's not even rated R. He's just being a jerk."
Kate: *sigh*, "Kevin if Uncle Frank says no... then it must be really bad."
Kate: (on the phone) "No, i'm not bringing the dogs I put them in the kennel.. HEY, HEY GET OFF! Kevin, out of the room."
Kevin: "Hang up the phone and make me why don'tcha?"
Kate: "Ugh, this kid." Kevin: "This is ridiculous. Only a whimp would be hiding under the bed.. but I can't be a whimp. I'm the man of the house."
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