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There's our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us.
-Alan Frog Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.
-Sam Kill your brother, you'll feel better.
-Alan Frog This is just a cover, we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.
-Edgar Frog She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.
-Sam Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.
-Grandpa Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!
-David Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?
-David Michael, you are a vampire! want till mom finds out
-Sam The bloodsucking Brady Bunch!
-Edgar Frog Michael Emerson: Look, this isn't a comic book, Sam, these guys are brutal killers.
Sam Emerson: So are the Frog brothers!
-Sam and Michael One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.
-Grandpa Oh sh!t, it's the attack of Eddie Munster
-Alan Frog vampire: "you missed sucker!"
sam: "only once pal...."
"death by stereo!"
-sam sam: "wait, wait- you HAVE a t.v?
grampa: "no, read the t.v guide- you don't need a t.v
-sam and grampa edgar: "we trashed the one who looks like twisted sister!"
allan: "totally anniliated his night-stalking ass!
-edgar and allan frog whats wrong with this picture?..theres no t.v! have you seen a t.v mike? I haven't seen a t.v...do you know what it means when there's no tv?- no MTV.
-Sam sam: "your a vampire, I knew it"
michael: "no, I'm not!"
sam: "what are you then...the flying nun?!"
-sam and michael My turn...
-David david-(hanging off the bridge) "dont be scared micheal be one of us!" Michael: I cant beat your bike.
David: you dont have to beat me Michael, just try and keep up.
-Michael and David Edgar: Where the hell are you from? Krypton?
Sam: Phoenix actually. but lucky me, we moved....here. michael: He looks dead.
Sam: If he's dead can we go back to Phoenix?! Grampa: Okay! lets go to town!....we having fun or what?!
Sam: I thought we were going to town?
Grampa: well that about as close to town as i like to get. David: How far are you willing to go Michael? Allen: How do you like Santa Carla so far?
Sam: It's a pretty cool place, if you're a martian
Edgar: Or a vampire
Sam: Are you guys sniffing old newsprint or something?
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