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Hey, there's even a fridge! You could put six packs of be - soda in here.
-Tommy Apparently they give a lot fewer D-pluses than D-minuses. It's not a grade they like to give out. I'll tell you that right now.
-Tommy Sorry, Parden Me. Can I just check this out? D-plus? Oh, my god. I passed! I passed! Oh, man! I got a D-Plus! I'm going to graduate!
-Tommy Richard, who's your favorite Little Rascal, Alfalfa, or is it Spanky?
-Tommy I was checking the, uh, s... specs on the end line for the rotary girder. I'm retarded.
-Tommy No offence, but if I sent a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school, she'd definitely be boner-of-the-month.
-Tommy Fat guy in a little coat!
-Tommy Tommy: I left a message.
Richard Hayden: Really, what number did you call?
Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
Richard Hayden: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
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-Tommy and Richard Holy Shnikes!
-Tommy Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees Everywhere! God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh off!
-Tommy Tommy: hey does this suit make me look fat
Richard: no, your face does
-Tommy and Richard Tommy (to Richard): If I wanted a kiss I would've called your mother.
-Tommy Tommy: You know lots of people go to college for seven years,
Richard: Yeah, there called doctors.
-Tommy & Richard LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE SPAZOIDS, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, AND I'VE SEEN WHERE YOU SLEEP! AND I HOPE YOUR MOTHERS CRY WHEN THEY SEE WHAT I'VE DONE TO YOU!!!!
-Tommy's Hey, Gilligan, did you eat the Skipper?
-Random Kid Hey, lady! There's a beached whale in your boat!!
-Random Kid Tommy: Hey, these MnM's have a thin shell coating.
Richard: Your head has a thick shell coating.
Tommy: Well, YOUR head has a thick...uh...er...SHUTTUP, RICHARD!!
-Tommy and Jimmy YOU BETTER PRAY TO THE GOD THAT THIS WIND DOESN'T PICK UP!! CUZ ILL COME OVER THERE AND JAM AN ORE UP YOUR ASS!!
-Tommy hey I tell you what, you can get a good look at a butcher's ass
by sticking your head up there but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
-tommy ugh I can actually hear you getting fatter!
-richard That'll Leave A Mark
-Tommy WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF THE LADY PUNK!
-Tommy no! you need to drop a couple hundred pounds blimp!
-Random Kid (talking through a fan) LA LA LA LUUUUUUUKE LUUUUUUUKE I AM YOUR FATHURRRRRR!
-Tommy Its called reading, top to bottom left to right put words to gether to make a sentence. Tylonal for any headachs, midlof
for any cramps.
--Richard (in a foreign accent) House a keeping! Would you like a pillow?
-richard Go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
-Tommy Tommy: "YOU'D BETTER PRAY TO THE GOD OF SKINNY PUNKS THAT THIS WIND DOESN'T PICK UP; CAUSE I'LL SWIM OVER THERE, AND JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS!!!" Tommy: (singing) "Fat guy in a little coat... Fat guy in a little coat..." Ted: Okay, I'll buy from you. Tommy: Well, that's-- Richard and Tommy: What?
Ted, Tommy & Richard Richard: "Your dad could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves." Tommy: " Hey i can stick my head up a bulls ass but id rather takes the butchers word for it." Secuity Guard to news camera: After he hit me many many many many times on the head, i had to give him my gun......I got kids." Secuity Guard to news camera: After he hit me many many many many times on the head, i had to give him my gun......I got kids." Tommy imitating his father: "Quit playing with your dingy!" Tommy: "Need a little wind here." Paul: "These shoes are Italian, they're worth more than your life." Tommy: "Man did i get dousched with mud!"
Paul: "Hey Chucko, that doesn't smell like mud." Tommy: "I'd better not. I have what doctors call, little bit of a weight problem." Richard: "Try association. If the average person uses 10% of their brain, how much do you use? 1 and 1/2%. The rest is clogged with malted hopps and bong resin." Richard: "Housekeeping. You want me for pillow?"
Tommy: "Please go away, let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
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