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Someone stolen our garbage again!
-Stanley Stupid I'm my own grandpa!
-Stanley Stupid Note to self: must buy hand held tape recorder. Then I will no longer be speaking into the garage door opener.
-Joan Stupid IN THE NAME OF LLOYD!!!!
-Stanley Stupid (Lifts the toilet lid.) MOM!
-Buster Stupid That's a well-made shoe!
-Stanley Stupid Remember: throw your gum in the trash after you get done chewing it. I spend a huge amount of my time cleaning up gum.
-Lloyd Stanley: Hail to thee, Oh Lord.
Lloyd: Actually, it's pronounced 'Lloyd'.
-Stanley Stupid and Lloyd Who is this Sender and what is he doing with other people's mail?
-Stanley Stupid Some people can be so inconsiderate!
-graffiti kid What if we formed our own army?' ' Then we'd have to form our own country.' 'We could call it Stupidia.
-Buster Petunia and Joan What are you doing you darn bee? Can't you see I'm trying to drive? OH MY GOD, THE DRIVE BEE.
-Stanley Stupid As your president of Stupidia, I appoint Stanley Stupid head of the army.
-Joan Stupid If my wife is my grandmother than I am her grandchild And every time I think of this it nearly drives me wild.
-Stanley Stupid Oh my God, it's true. The police have kidnapped my children!
-Joan Stupid It's not our battle to fight, Johnson. We have enough trouble getting soy sauce into these tiny packets!
-Chinese Waiter #2 Host: [reading off a "cue card"] Give it up to the Fat Guy!
-Late Night Show Host No time to talk, I'm afraid. I'm taking over the heads of a dozen foreign countries.
-Sender S: Be on the look out for anything suspicious. B: Dad, they're putting make-up on men in there. S: Bull's eye.
-Stanley and Buster Stupid Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
-Joan Stupid Now that's a well-made shoe.
-Stanley Stupid 'If you still love me, Sally, tie a ribbon 'round the old oak tree'. I'm afraid the only thing that's going to be hanging from that tree is you, Bob!
-Evil Sender 'Sir, did you know there's a hole in your gas tank.' 'That's how you get the gas in there.'
-Gas Station Attendant Stanley Stupid Agent:I'll do this *spits gum on floor*.Stanly Stupid:Oh my Lloyd!!!
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