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That was my skull....I'm so wasted!
-Spicoli What are you people? On dope?
-Mr. Hand Hey, bud let's party
-Spicoli So what Jefferson was saying was "Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too." Yeah?
-Jeff Food will be eaten on your time, Mr. Spicoli. Mr. Spicoli, why are you continually late for this class? Why are you continually wasting my time and the classes with this tirade every day?
-Mr Hand When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
-Stacy Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!
-Brad Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
-Brad Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
-Brad All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
-Jeff People on 'ludes should not drive.
-Jeff Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
-Mr Hand You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.
-Mike Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?
-Mike Aloha, Mr. Hand.
-Jeff Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
-Mike Hope You had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
-Brad Hamilton We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance.
-Linda Barrett: Hey, Bud, let's party!
-Jeff Spicoli Dad says you're gonna be late again you butthole!
-Curtis Spicoli Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
-Jeff Spicoli I shall serve no fries before their time.
-Brad Hamilton Aloha, Mr. Hand.
-Jeff Spicoli If I'm here and your here, isn't our time.
-Spicoli Having some pizza, learning about Cuba.
-Jeff Spiccoli Hey! you guys had shirts when you came in here. (spicoli) something must of happend to them man! (Brad)see that sign over there. (Both) No Shoes, No Shirt, Nooo Dice! (Brad) Right! Learn it, Know it, Live it!
-Brad Brad: "DOESN'T ANYBODY F***ING KNOCK ANYMORE?" Damone: "And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of 'Led Zeppelin 4'". (Cut to Rat and Stacey driving around and listening to "Kashmir" from Led Zeppelin's "Physical Graffiti".) Damone: "Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy movie. 'The lady will have the linguine in a white clam sauce and a Coke with no ice'". Damone: "Now, three. Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. 'Isn't this great?'". No, wait, the actual quote is:
Damone: "First of all, Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. (To a cardboard cut-out of Debbie Harry) Oh, Debbie. Hi!" Damone: "Two: You always call the shots. 'Kiss me. You won't regret it!'". Damone: "First, you never let on how much you like a girl. (To a cardboard cut-out of Debbie Harry) Oh, Debbie. Hi!" Damone: "It doesn't matter if she cums, stays, lays or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'!"
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