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Dogs rule and cats drool
-Chance Cats rule and dogs drool.
-Sassy 'Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.' 'No Dummy, Dummy, Dummy, Dummy.'
-Security Guard Sassy Sassy: Chance, stop! The blouse is dead!
-Sassy Chance: "He bit me with his butt!"
-Chance 'Chance, try and get some sleep.' 'I can't sleep. I'm too tired to sleep.'
-Shadow Chance Ugh! Green stuff! I hate that!...Alright, now we're talking turkey!
-Chance I'm not gonna hurt you, I just want to chew on your neck!
-Chance Cats are smarter than dogs, huh? Right. She doesn't even know the meaning of the word, "stay".
-Chance Oh, great. Cat calls.
-Sassy Sassy: I'll get food by acting like I don't want food.
Chance: That's stupid.
Sassy: I'll prove it.
Chance: Oh, you don't have to prove it. I believe you're stupid.
-Chance and Sassy He bit me with his butt!
-Chance Hey, Shadow, you want to have some fun? Stick your head into that log.
-Chance Like my mother always said, curiosity killed the dog.
-Sassy I'm too pooped to poop.
-Chance Shadow: Chance, you're a genius!
Chance: No, I'm not! Uh, what's a genius?
Shadow: Never mind.
-Shadow and Chance You've learned all you need to know, Chance. Now all you need to learn is how to say goodbye.
-Shadow Do you want to shake a paw? Shake hands? How's that? Is that worth most of your food? All of your food? A little bit? Please?
-Chance Ladies, ladies, please, you gotta help me! I'm starving, and I can't remember when I had my last meal, and I'm an orphan, and I'm weak, and I'm helpless, and if you don't feed me, I'll shrivle into a pile of bleached bones, so please!
-Chance I wonder if I can have that dog stuffed.
-Shadow Hallelujah, I've died and gone to Kentucky!
-Chance
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