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Johnny Dangerously Quotes

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You farging icehole!
-Vermin
This is Fargin War!
-Roaman Maronie
verman : its a 88 magnum
Danny Vermin: (Often said after talking about a deed done to him) "...Once. ONCE!"
Maloney:"You Fargin,Sneaky Bastage,I gonna tear off your dwork and crush your bells!"Johnny:"Remember crime doesn't pay(getting into A limo),well it pays A little." Ma Kelly:(opening A bottle of booze)Let's celebrate your brothers graduation."Tommy:"But Ma it's Prohibition".Ma Kelly:"Stop Acting like A Fag Choir Boy."Johnny:"You kids out there don't smoke, smoking makes you look stupid,you want to put something in your mouth, try A stick of chewing gum;that's what Johnny does.Vermin to cleaning woman:"How'd you like to make some money."Cleaning Woman:Both of you,or one at A time."

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