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I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
-Ferris Bueller Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
-Ferris Bueller Cameron, dear friend, you thought we wouldn't have any fun. Shame on you.
-Ferris Bueller Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
-Ferris Bueller Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!
-Cameron The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.
-Cameron Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.
-Ed Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
-Grace I don't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school.
-Jeannie Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD!
-Jeannie Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car, he got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special?
-Jeannie A: You can never go too far. B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is *not* gonna be by a guy like *that*.
-Ferris Bueller Nothing - wha - what do you mean nothing good? We've seen everything good. We've seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas!
-Ferris Bueller Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
-Simone The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
-Ferris Bueller Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home.
-Cameron He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit.
-Cameron Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.
-Ferris Bueller I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.
-Cameron Bueller? Bueller?
-Teacher You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.
-Ferris You're still here? It's over! ...Go home
-Ferris Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
-Grace Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
-Simone I think I see my dad.
-Cameron The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything.
-Ferris Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.
-Ferris Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
-Cameron When Cameron was in Egypt's land..."let my Cameron go!"
-Cameron You killed the car.
-Ferris Ferris: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
Cameron:Ha, You've been saying that since the fifth grade.
-Cameron and Ferris He's gonna be a fry cook at Venus!
-Cameron Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
-Ferris GRACE!!!
-Mr. Rooney Wanna gummy bear? They've been in my pocket for a while, so they're nice and warm...
-Little Girl on Bus Do you have a kiss for daddy?
-ferris bueller to his girlfriend I KNEW IT!
-Jeannie Call me sir, goddamn it!
-Cameron I had a grandmother once...two, actually.
-Mr. Rooney Bomp Bomp. Chik, Chik-a-chik-a.
-Theme Song what if you need a favour from ferris one day?...you heartless wench!
- excuse me..if whoever is in the house is still in the house id like to let you know I've called the police- so if you have any brains you'll get your ass outta my house real quick!......id also like to add that I have my father's gun and a scortching case
-jeannie I heard that you were feeling ill- headache, fever and a chill. I came here to restore your pluck cos im the nurse who likes to....*door slams*"
-the nurse This is the part where Cameron goes beserk.
-Ferris "You have reached the coughlin brothers mortuary we're deeply sorry we are unable to come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number we'll GET BACK to you as soon as humanly possible."
-CAMERON Pucker up buttercup.
-Mr. Rooney Ferris, he never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper.
-Cameron The Game is up.
-Ed Rooney Waiter-Hang up the phone
Ferris-No.
Waiter-Come on hang
-Ferris and Waiter Matre D "Your Abe Froeman?" Ferris "Thats right!" Matre D "The Sausage King of Chicago!?"
-Ferris and the mater d Um, Ed, I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body?
-Cameron pretending to be Mr. Peterson In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowe
-Economics Teacher Cameron:what i do?what did i do?
Ferris:you killed the car
-ferris to cameron Ferris:hey!Cameron!
Cameron:What?
Ferris:how many miles did the car had when we first got it?
Cameron:124 1/2 what how many does it have on now?
ferris:now this is where cameron goes bezerk
Ferris:'329'
*Cameron screams in shock*
-ferris to cameron When Cameron was in Egypts land. Let my Cameron go.
-Cameron Cameron: It is his pride, it is his passion... Ferris: It is his fault he did not lock the garage.
-Ferris and Cameron Cameron: He knows the milage Ferris. Ferris: So, whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. Cameron: How? Ferris: We'll drive home backwards!
-Ferris and Cameron Ferris: What is he doing?
Sloane: He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.
-Ferris and Sloane If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I.
-Ferris Ferris Bueller: "I do have a test today, that wasn't a bull**** .It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
Cameron: (Ranting about his dad) "YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU LOVE A CAR!" I can't *stand* him and I *hate* this goddamn *car*. Who do you love? Who do you love? You love a car!
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