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Jingle All the Way Quotes

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Turbo Man: It's turbo time!
-Turbo Man
Put that cookie down. NOW!
-Howard
Ta-ta, Turtle Man!
-Myron Larabee
Get outta my way, box!
-Myron Larabee
It's the Grinch! Scatter!
-Tony the Elf
You can always count on me!
-Turbo Man
Santa at the Door: Password.
Mall Santa: Jingle Bells, Batman smells.
Mall Santa: "Hey, pal, you want a Turbo Man for Christmas?"
Howard: "Forget it, I'm not gonna sit on your lap."
Howard: "You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy con men in red suits."
Mall Santa: "What did you call us?"
Howard: "You heard me right. Con men. Thieves. Degenerates. Low-lifes. Thugs. Criminals!"
"You're my number 1 customer."
-Howard
"Who told you you could eat my cookies?!"-Howard

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