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One cold winter night, philipdalton found himself exiled from town. The villagers had finally had enough of his pedophiliac tendencies and threw him out with threat of death upon his return. He wandered away down the road, unsure of what he should do next. Had his life really come to this? Cold and bedraggled, he hobbled along the winding dirt road as snow accumulated all around him. He walked for many hours and found himself in the forest. At the top of a hill, he saw a cabin with a light inside. He gingerly approached. Inside he heard a baby talking. Finally!, he thought to himself. A baby and I will not get in trouble for porking it! He opened the door and there sat sharkabate, crawling around. He threw aside his 37.5 inch blanket and began to talk. "Here now, what's this" he said. The baby looked up at him and noticed the pendulous stomach beneath his shirt. sharkabate and philipdalton then fell so deeply in love that they became a single person.
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