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3 months 7 days ago
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It was a hot summer day and I just came back to my apartment building. I pushed the button 302 and waited for an answer. Great no one was home! On top of all that I forgot my keys... I waited untill someone opend the entrance door and I sat infront of my door waiting for my mom to comeback from work, which should be any time soon I thought... I was relaxing and all of a sudden I had the urge to take a shit. This was a dierhea for sure, I thought to myself! I tryed to hold it I really did but I knew I would explode.
I ran 2 floors down to the main floor ready to unload into the washing machine and whiping my ass with someones laundry. I ran in but my landlord was in there with his back turned, he did not see me but I turned around and ran. I knew I could no longer hold it in so I pulled my pants down and shitted under the stairs! Its was 18.75 inches long and had a nice brown color. I mustve lossed atleast 4 lbs. on that one. It was awesome.
Luckily my mom came back 2 minutes after I was finished to open the house door for me. She wore a long green skirt that was 36.5 inches long with a fully elasticated waist and no shoes or shirt "oh my poor darling, now you shouldn't ever" she cried. About 30 minutes later the landlord went around asking people is they had seen who shitted under the stairs and no one knew. Untill today...When you gotta go, YOU GOTTA GO"!
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