Just how do you separate..

  • foxxietrini
    • 8 years 6 months ago
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    		 a man from his video game system? :lol:

    Trying to talk to a man while he's playing is like trying to penetrate the walls of Moordor (sp) lol..It's like they get sucked into the vortex of the game and you have to put on your battle gear just to get their attention!
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  • Vertex
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    		 Buy him some beer and pizza and he will get off. Sex is also a good motivator.
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  • Jason43
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    		 Try to talk to him while you're naked. That will work for sure.
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  • Byrd man
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    		 Here's an idea pick up a controller and join in, he'll have to seperate you from it. Vertex's idea would work too.
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  • Ryzen
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    		 They all sound like good ideas. lol you could also go the insane route and try a gun to the head, hey if he doesn't get off for that or the other ideas. He is not a 'living' 'Guy'.
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  • tha raw seven
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    		 yeah, those got me off before...
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  • bigwalt
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    • 8 years 2 months ago
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    		 You could always unplug the system in the middle of the game. A word of warning about this method: Make sure you can beat your man up because when you do this he'll be very mad at you.
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  • Un-touchable 1
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    		 Erm, change it to a channel you like? Or.... threaten to turn off the system and tell him your demands.
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  • Deleted
    • 8 years 2 months ago
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    foxxietrini wrote:
    a man from his video game system? :lol:

    Trying to talk to a man while he's playing is like trying to penetrate the walls of Moordor (sp) lol..It's like they get sucked into the vortex of the game and you have to put on your battle gear just to get their attention!


    well, it depends on what you wish to discuss with him. if it is about your relationship, then that pretty much explains why he's on the damn system in the first place.
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  • Deleted
    • 8 years 2 months ago
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    		 buy him a better system, but tell him he cant play it until he does some things for you...anything you want him to do....bacause hes really gonna want to play it and he'll do anything....ANYTHING....i can vouch ='(
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  • Byrd man
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    • 8 years 2 months ago
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    		 Man this is an old topic, how did it get resurrected? :shock:
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  • MattNash
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    		 How do you seperate a woman from her shoe shopping :?
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  • Mystie
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    		 Very often with men and gaming you more than likely have to find a way that you can fit yor head between his legs while he can still work the controller. :roll:
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  • MattNash
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    Mystie wrote:
    Very often with men and gaming you more than likely have to find a way that you can fit yor head between his legs while he can still work the controller. :roll:


    Oooo! :shock:
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  • nippythefish
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    MattNash wrote:
    Mystie wrote:
    Very often with men and gaming you more than likely have to find a way that you can fit yor head between his legs while he can still work the controller. :roll:


    Oooo! :shock:


    SAY! :shock: I must admit, that method sounds a bit more fun than my wife's. She uses nagging and guilt trips, and that seems to work fairly well. Although, not as fun as your method. :D
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  • MattNash
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    nippythefish wrote:
    SAY! :shock: I must admit, that method sounds a bit more fun than my wife's. She uses nagging and guilt trips, and that seems to work fairly well. Although, not as fun as your method. :D


    Right?! Don't fight it, ladies, just grab a joystick and join in 8)
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  • Deleted
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    		 Tell him he did a good job the morning after
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