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| ActionBastard wrote: Click with Adam sandler. It was funny for the first 30 minutes than it goes all sad and depressing on you. It's like I go to a comedy movie to laugh and feel good, not to walk out feeling sad and depressed. It was a waste of money damn it.
Click was one of Adam's finer movies, IMO. You want a shitty movie of his I paid to see and regretted it afterwards, than look no further than The Longest Yard. Other than the first five funny minutes and all the wrestlers in it, it was a VERY pointless movie with an unsatisfying end. At least the villians in Shawshank got their comeuppance.
Other movies I'd like to include are:
Charlie Angels: Full Throttle (stupid, and who gives a fuck about Demi Moore and Justin Theroux anyway?)
Scream 2 (bad, but they should have stopped the franchise here)
Little Fockers
For Colored Girls
Sucker Punch (dizzying, unfulfilling poor man's Kick Ass)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (the theatre was packed and some asshole in front of me was salivating over Beyonce. Uhh, I'm sure you would have had more fun at home alone watching MTV with just your hand and a bottle of lotion)
Bio-Dome (in the words of Homer Simpson, "Bor-ring!" )
Mortal Kombat (being a Street Fighter fan, the whole plot and who's who of characters just went right over my head, plus the acting was laughable in a bad way)
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