Coning? A 2011 thrend or the future in drive thru pranks?

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    That is the question of the day while I link to my blog and have no intention of ever responding.

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    One Brave McDonald’s Manager Says ‘No!’ to Coning


    Remember coning? It's the dopey web video stunt made popular this summer in which people at the McDonald's drive-thru grab their ice cream cone by the ice cream instead of the cone, making a mess and confusing everyone, and then they drive away laughing. Hilarious! Well, no more, says one New Jersey McDonald's manager.

    Seen, partially obstructed, in this viral joke gone wrong (maybe? maybe they actually just wanted ice cream? let's assume not), the manager tells the perky blonde in the car that he would rather throw the ice cream out than have her grab it by the ice cream and giggle. We salute this hero! That's a firm, and correct, stand to take against this working class-shaming, food-wasting prank. Sure, the manager would be wasting the food too, but only on principle, not just for cheap laughs.

    And another thing! The young woman seen in this video is, well, rather pretty. An attractive young woman doing an internet stunt designed by sweaty young men partially as a way to impress girls like her basically means the meme has reached critical mass, right? Our genetic superiors should not be doing internet tomfoolery! Just as Rosario Dawson planking brought that nefarious trend to an end (I mean, sort of), here this prank-inept, but genetically blessed and thus societally better, young lady ought to be the harbinger of coning's doom.

    But if she doesn't take it down, this certified Gawker Hero, "Unnamed New Jersey McDonald's Manager," certainly will. One ice cream cone in the trash at a time.


    So tell me all about your thoughts on this even though I will never reply.

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    Haha, you totally beat me to it. I was going to do this, but I couldn't find the Forum of Mockery. Heck thanks to the coding, I still can't tell if this is the forum.
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    That sounds really retarded. Why the hell would You want to get ice cream all over Your hands and shit? It would be alot funnier if they just grabbed the ice cream cone and threw it back at the worker.
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    I create lots and lots of threads, but at least I take the time post in others' threads.
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    Whoa. I thought this thread was bumped from a couple of years ago. Anyways, never heard of this "coning" business, but I think it's kind of...dumb.
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    Well I can give her a boning.
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    How many people are interested in this guy's blogs anyway?
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    But...but..he's a top contributor!!!
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    Shazbot wrote:
    But...but..he's a top contributor!!!

    And he thinks he's on top of the world.
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