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5 years 8 months ago
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Piles and piles of Top-Ten Lists is kinda compelling, but list after list can get a bit tedious. I'd like to explain WHY I like the 80's fighters that I like, so as to help us better understand what a classic 80's wrestler SHOULD have been.
KAMALA. . . the Ugandan Giant had a backstory that I really got caught up in. His handler Kimchee was the only one that Kamala listened to, and thank gawd he was there, too. Kamala had intense mobility for a man of four hundred pounds, and I love when he'd do his killer splash from the top rope, then lay on his opponent, as if he didn't understand the concept of pinning. Kamala also had his obligatory "Achilles heel" in that he was deathly afraid of snakes, which Jake the Snake took full advantage of on more than one occasion.
PAPA SHANGO. . . Before we were "blessed" with The GodFather character, there was Papa Shango, a large, strong guy with a voodoo feel to him. Odd necklaces, fur, a black top hat, face painted to resemble a skull, and a smoking skull on a chain in his hand. . . . .almost too cool an image for words.
BERSERKER. . . . This guy wasn't used as often as I would have liked. A giant of a man, the Berserker was a Viking-type warrior who seemed to speak no English at all, but grabbed his wrist with his other hand and repeatedly said "Hef, hef, hef" (I don't speak Viking, and I doubt you do, either). He carried a sword and wore fur to the ring, so the theatrics of it all just really got my attention at the time.
DOINK. . . . I'm willing to bet that this character took advantage of the popularity of Stephen King's IT book/movie to bring us a scary clown character to love. While his multicolored costume, wig, and makeup were clearly that of a circus clown, he manuevered more like the circus strongman, twisting his opponents into crazy "balloon animals" and forcing many of them to submit. Good stuff.
JIM NEIDHART. . . . .This former NFL athlete took to wrestling like a duck to water. Unfortunately, he had to play second fiddle to his tagteam partner, Bret Hart. It's a shame, too. . . since Neidhart had dexterity and piles of brawn to back it up. His awesome goatee and flat-top were his trademark, and he was also one guy who NEVER, EVER shaved his back or chest, so he gets the Arn Anderson Sasquatch Award for being manly and not caring about being shiny! Honorable Mention for this award: Ted Dibiase.
ULTIMATE WARRIOR. . . . . Easily, my favorite wrestler of all time. He had no real weaknesses, he had superhuman strength, he was fast as a sprinter, and he never did anything halfway. And what's more. . .he influenced lots of fans and even other wrestlers, including The Rockers, who were basically just Lil' Warriors, right down to the arm tassels. When Warrior fought and beat Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania Six, it was like Ali-Frazier (except Ali and Frazier really hit each other!).
I was going to write an article about this, but someone started this thread, so this is as good a place as any.
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