Christian Right Wing Pastor Mark Driscoll Says Masturbation Is Form Of Homosexuality

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    		 http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/10/19/right-wing-pastor-mark-driscoll-says-masturbation-is-form-of-homosexuality/

    And he lectures this in a Mickey Mouse shirt. The sign of truly being legit.
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    		 Man then were are all just a bunch of flaming homo's then. :roll:

    If you stop and can't get sex everyday you'll just end up jizzing on yourself in your sleep.
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    bassman21 wrote:
    Man then were are all just a bunch of flaming homo's then. :roll:

    If you stop and can't get sex everyday you'll just end up jizzing on yourself in your sleep.


    And he talks like its only men who masturbate. Women do it too.
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    		 Ha. I'm here and I'm queer then.
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    		 What if you're using a Real Girl doll? Or even a fleshlight.
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    		 I guess that makes you some kind of super queer.
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    CleverHans wrote:
    I guess that makes you some kind of super queer.


    Hey! That penis on the Real Girl is detachable.
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    		 I guess based on this guy's logic, the majority of the earth's population would be gay lol
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    		 It's been a while since I heard some religious twat-snaggler preach the horrors of masturbation.
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    		 I'm naked as a jay bird right now.
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    		 I like how if you let a extremist right winger rant long enough you get an insight into their personal life with statements like; also jerking off to yourself in the mirror is kinda gay
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    kenE2389 wrote:
    also jerking off to yourself in the mirror is kinda gay


    If you saw what I looked like, you'd understand.
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    CleverHans wrote:
    kenE2389 wrote:
    also jerking off to yourself in the mirror is kinda gay


    If you saw what I looked like, you'd understand.


    Aw hell, I'm jerking it to your image now.
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    CleverHans wrote:
    kenE2389 wrote:
    also jerking off to yourself in the mirror is kinda gay


    If you saw what I looked like, you'd understand.


    that puts a new definition for "self pleasure"
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    		 Well we know what he thinks about when he fires one off
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    Echidna64 wrote:
    Well we know what he thinks about when he fires one off


    You have no idea.
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    DebrisStorm wrote:
    And he lectures this in a Mickey Mouse shirt. The sign of truly being legit.


    If he wasn't a "pastor" I'd say he was a pedo by wearing that shirt. I don't care what he says jacking off ISN'T gay, its more like form of 'Self-Rape'.....oh wait thats also a crime, isn't it? Hmm, try reporting THAT to the cops. :lol:
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    thabz wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    And he lectures this in a Mickey Mouse shirt. The sign of truly being legit.


    If he wasn't a "pastor" I'd say he was a pedo by wearing that shirt. I don't care what he says jacking off ISN'T gay, its more like form of 'Self-Rape'.....oh wait thats also a crime, isn't it? Hmm, try reporting THAT to the cops. :lol:


    My dick needs to stop dressing like it wants it.
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    		 It can cry and yell all it wants. No means yes.
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    thabz wrote:
    If he wasn't a "pastor" I'd say he was a pedo...


    They couldn't possibly be one in the same?
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