• NeonBuddy
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    Ok, wizards are B.A. Here's why:

    -they do magic (duh)
    -long azz beards
    -total stoners
    -always save the day
    -always wearin b.a. capes or hoods or hats or something
    -wise as shit
    -everyone loves wizards


    here's some more reasons:

    -Led Zeppelin loved wizards
    -you may be one now and never know it because you never had the courage to believe in magic with a pure, child-like heart
    -animals luv wizards

    So there you have it. The Case for Wizards: 2011

    Tell me about your wizard thoughts.... or else I might have to cast a spell on you!
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  • Captain Howdy
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    		 Wow, finally a decent reason to comment on Retrojunk. Wizards = Yes.
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  • CleverHans
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    		 Wizards are an instrument of the devil.
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  • DeliGuy
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    		 I call them Warlocks... I'm old school like that.
    [quote]In my final meeting with the gods from the heavens above, as they spoke to me and hit me with the power of the Ultimate Warrior, they told me Exit stage left! Exit stage rig
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  • NeonBuddy
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    		 Good call, Deliguy. I wish I could go back in time and retitle this thread "Wizards (or Warlocks)".

    Captain Howdy, I am not sure who you are, but I like your style. I bet that if I were a wizard (or warlock), I would cast a friendship spell between us two. :)
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  • Shazbot
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    		 Wizards are B.A? What the fuck is B.A?
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  • Dyzfunk7ional
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    		 I didn't know they have a Bachelor's degree in Arts (B.A). Well some have knowledge in Alchemy and thats Bad Ass...

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  • NeonBuddy
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    		 exactly!

    Wizards are b.a. People who are not b.a. find immense confusion when confronted with the abbreviation "b.a." Dyzfuktio99nile, you my friend, are b.-to the-a.
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  • Dyzfunk7ional
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    		 Why, theres a new user Dyzfuktio99nile. Damn people can't be original...
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  • NeonBuddy
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    		 im dying
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  • Shazbot
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    		 Any pathetic, hapless pussy who needs to abbreviate or contract normal terms like "badass" because they are too close to curse words, will find their posts deleted or modified from now on.
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  • CleverHans
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    		 What kind of D.H. does that kind of thing?
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  • Shazbot
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    CleverHans wrote:
    What kind of D.H. does that kind of thing?


    Me.

    Besides, I know you're only joking since you've proven to have the mouth of a crack whore (read into that similie what you will) in other threads.
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  • CleverHans
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    		 If by "mouth of a crack whore", you mean " performed certain oral acts for crack", then you know me well.
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  • bassman21
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    CleverHans wrote:
    Wizards are an instrument of the devil.


    Yes that was what I was taught in church school. Wizards, warlocks, sorcerers and witches are all evil.
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  • Dyzfunk7ional
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    		 Warlocks evil? man thats B.S.
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  • NeonBuddy
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    Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
    Warlocks evil? man thats B.S.


    B.A. post!

    Seriously b.a.

    :arrow:
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