Super Nintendo Jokes/Nintendo Jokes 64

  • Echidna64
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    		 Q: What do you call it when black folks move to the suburbs?

    A: Zombies hate my neighbors
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  • CleverHans
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    		 Q: What's Link's favorite pizza topping?

    A: Go fuck yourself.
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    		 Q: Why did Kirby have his foot cut off?
    A: He was a diabetic.
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  • Heisenberg
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    		 Q: Why did Samus roll into a ball?

    A: She wanted to eat her pussy.
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    Heisenberg wrote:
    Q: Why did Samus roll into a ball?

    A: She wanted to eat her pussy.


    HEEEEYYOOOOOO!!!!!
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  • Burn
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    		 Q.Why does Kirbys breath smell like shit?

    A.Because he isn't afraid of a little ass-to-mouth.
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    Burn wrote:
    Q.Why does Kirbys breath smell like shit?

    A.Because he isn't afraid of a little ass-to-mouth.


    HA HA HA!!! You are CORRECT, sir!
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  • Heisenberg
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    		 Q: Why did Mega Man use his Leaf power-up in the bedroom.

    A: Something had to wipe the cum off of Rolls back.
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  • CleverHans
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    		 Q: Why didn't Zelda have children?

    A: Because she always put her career first, saying "I'll have children when the time is right". Well, the right time never came. Now, her uterus is a baron wasteland and she's old and alone and filled with regret, longing for the life she could have had. All the money she made will never replace the love of the child she never had.
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    		 Q:what is real name of kirby's spike form?
    A: lethal genital warts
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  • CleverHans
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    		 Q: Why didn't Johnny want to press the reset button?

    A: Because his Uncle Marc molested him when he was 7 years old.
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  • ActionBastard
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    CleverHans wrote:
    Q: Why didn't Johnny want to press the reset button?

    A: Because his Uncle Marc molested him when he was 7 years old.

    He gave him a wine cooler and told him everything was gonna be alright. No thats just wrong, but anyways terrible joke. It wasnt clever enough CLEVERhans. It is hard to come up with these Nintendo jokes though so I applaude Your efforts.
    Shit happens when You fart naked

    Retro pimpin aint easy
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  • CleverHans
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    		 You obviously don't understand the subtle nuances of nintendo jokes.
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  • princess of power
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    		 Q: What's soft, pink, with ridges in it and smells like Mushrooms, Peaches and a yeast infection?
    A: Mario's tongue.
    Garfield: "My car is so old, that it's insured against theft, flood, fire and dinosaur stampedes!"

    Garfield: "The local bus transit is doing their part to help with the weight loss program: each year, they stop further and further away from the curb!
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  • vkimo
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    		 Q:Why does vkimo no longer play his snes?
    A: This thread.

    :(
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  • Echidna64
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    vkimo wrote:
    Q:Why does vkimo no longer play his snes?
    A: This thread.

    :(


    A: His extensive VHS porn collection ;)
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  • masterlink
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    		 Q.how did Fox McCloud get out of the bar

    A. he barrel rolled out of it
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  • Heisenberg
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    masterlink wrote:
    Q.How did Fox McCloud get out of the bar?

    A. He barrel rolled out of it.


    Reported to mods for being filthy. Seriously, grow up.
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  • masterlink
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    Heisenberg wrote:
    masterlink wrote:
    Q.How did Fox McCloud get out of the bar?

    A. He barrel rolled out of it.


    Reported to mods for being filthy. Seriously, grow up.


    who the hell pissed in your corn flakes this morning REALLY DUMBSHIT
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  • Heisenberg
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    • 1 year 10 months ago
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    masterlink wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    masterlink wrote:
    Q.How did Fox McCloud get out of the bar?

    A. He barrel rolled out of it.


    Reported to mods for being filthy. Seriously, grow up.


    who the hell pissed in your corn flakes this morning REALLY DUMBSHIT


    Reported again for cereal abuse. The lack of punctuation and sentence structure I will let slide.
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