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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    Hey guys. I've been really getting into poems lately, and was just seeing what kind of poetic talent there was here.

    If you guys have any, go ahead and post some. I'll post some later.

    :idea:
    You dont know them but they do!!

    THE VELVET UNDERGROUND
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    I don't care what you said,
    Gobots rule.
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    I have little notebooks full of them at home. Right now they are stuck in boxes from when I moved. Right now I'm more into random story telling.
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    vkimo wrote:
    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    I don't care what you said,
    Gobots rule.


    That was...*sniff*...beautiful :(
    http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/obamadance.swf

    [quote=ActionBastard]I collect Retro Junk action figures. I've got a limited edition DebrisStorm with karate chop action still in the box. I've also got a special edition vkimo that comes with a typewrit
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    Gonna lay down some sick odes eh?
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    TMNT is Bobby, He hate noogas and such,
    Michigans his home, he loves it so much.

    His language may be skewed and his clothes may look cruddy,
    But piss him off good and its, "Oh, okay buddy".

    8)
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    Limericks are the best, of course.

    There once was a midget named Bobby,
    Who belched and dressed very slobby.
    He married his sister,
    Coz he thought he could fist her.
    And now she pegs him as a hobby.
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    Riphard wrote:
    TMNT is Bobby, He hate noogas and such,
    Michigans his home, he loves it so much.

    His language may be skewed and his clothes may look cruddy,
    But piss him off good and its, "Oh, okay buddy".

    8)


    that one made me laugh!
    [quote]In my final meeting with the gods from the heavens above, as they spoke to me and hit me with the power of the Ultimate Warrior, they told me Exit stage left! Exit stage rig
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    Muse, thy name be Bobbert.
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    "People think I can't write a poem,
    but they are so wrong, I can write a poem.
    I wrote this one, I wrote this poem,
    and I gave it the title Binky's poem.
    So shut up! The end!"
    http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/obamadance.swf

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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    Is that from Garfield & Friends?
    TMNT wrote:
    Movin` on up!! To the East side Blah blah Blah Movin on up Gaints lol.
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    Chug soda, it burns
    Some fuck it make fun of me
    No more videos
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    CleverHans wrote:
    Chug soda, it burns
    Some fuck it make fun of me
    No more videos


    Bobbert Haiku?
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    Riphard wrote:
    CleverHans wrote:
    Chug soda, it burns
    Some fuck it make fun of me
    No more videos


    Bobbert Haiku?


    Indeed. Now I understand his pain.
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    RetroxBunny wrote:
    "People think I can't write a poem,
    but they are so wrong, I can write a poem.
    I wrote this one, I wrote this poem,
    and I gave it the title Binky's poem.
    So shut up! The end!"

    That's not a poem. You rhymed "Poem" with "Poem" four times! :lol:
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    thecrow174 wrote:
    RetroxBunny wrote:
    "People think I can't write a poem,
    but they are so wrong, I can write a poem.
    I wrote this one, I wrote this poem,
    and I gave it the title Binky's poem.
    So shut up! The end!"

    That's not a poem. You rhymed "Poem" with "Poem" four times! :lol:


    It rhymes, so whats the problem?
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    • 1 year 11 months ago
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    CleverHans wrote:
    thecrow174 wrote:
    RetroxBunny wrote:
    "People think I can't write a poem,
    but they are so wrong, I can write a poem.
    I wrote this one, I wrote this poem,
    and I gave it the title Binky's poem.
    So shut up! The end!"

    That's not a poem. You rhymed "Poem" with "Poem" four times! :lol:


    It rhymes, so whats the problem?

    Nothing, it's just a joke. It kind of goes along with the poem.
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