I Am Clark Kent's Kryptonite

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    		 Fuck this guy. Seriously, he's yet another religious whack job who decided infest the forums. Except he's now writing articles about his insanity for mass consumption.

    http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/7818/

    Let's just send his shit to the back pages. It can molder there with Celeste's bullshit about GoBots fucking Tears For Fears.
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  • mysticwryter
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    		 I wonder if he's American Jedi's brother


    I take it you got my message?
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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  • bassman21
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    		 How did that even get approved?
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  • mysticwryter
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    DebrisStorm wrote:
    Fuck this guy. Seriously, he's yet another religious whack job who decided infest the forums. Except he's now writing articles about his insanity for mass consumption.

    http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/7818/

    Let's just send his shit to the back pages. It can molder there with Celeste's bullshit about GoBots fucking Tears For Fears.


    This is the reason I hate people who try and push religion onto other people. If he comes and read this, maybe this will be get acrossed to him:

    I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHEN THE FUCKING WORLD COMES TO AN END YOU WORTHLESS, HYPOCRITE WHO DOES NOTHING BUT SPREADS SHIT AROUND BY OPENING YOUR MOUTH ABOUT THINGS THAT NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WERE JESUS' BROTHER IN THE CIVIAL RIVALRY DURING THE TIME HE WAS "ALIVE". YOU PUSH YOUR WORDS FROM A BOOK THAT WAS WRITTEN BY MAN, NOT BY "GOD". I WISH YOU WOULD JUST LEAVE IT ALONE, GO LIVE IN A FUCKING BUNKER AND NOT SHOW YOUR FACE IN THIS LIFETIME. IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME A SINNER, SO BE IT BUT I WILL ONLY BE JUDGED WHEN I'M DEAD, NOT WHILE I'M ALIVE AND STILL LIVING MY LIFE. TAKE YOUR STUPID THEORIES AND SHOVE THEM SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU WILL TASTE THE INK IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT!!!

    (hard exhale) ok....now i'm offically done with this crap and I believe that anyone who posted a comment in that stupid post, feels the same way.
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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    bassman21 wrote:
    How did that even get approved?


    I have no idea. But down vote it to the back pages.
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  • mysticwryter
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    atticusfinch wrote:
    talk about holier-than-thou. that has to be american jedi...



    I thought that.
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


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    atticusfinch wrote:
    talk about holier-than-thou. that has to be american jedi...


    He has articles dating back to 2006.
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  • kenE2389
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    		 he had an article before that about Trump running for president, I don't know if this is the same guy who started the account because he has an article that scored over 70 and now he just shit out 2 terrible ones
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  • mysticwryter
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    kenE2389 wrote:
    he had an article before that about Trump running for president, I don't know if this is the same guy who started the account because he has an article that scored over 70 and now he just shit out 2 terrible ones



    I found that a little perplexing. The one article he wrote was good, but the others were just.....horrible.

    Update: his article is gone from the front page. I hope it stays in the back forever..or hopefully gets deleted.
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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  • mysticwryter
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    		 ^--ha ha
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


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  • ActionBastard
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    		 Nostradumbass
    Shit happens when You fart naked

    Retro pimpin aint easy
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  • mysticwryter
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    ActionBastard wrote:
    Nostradumbass


    :lol::lol::lol:
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


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  • Shazbot
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    bassman21 wrote:
    How did that even get approved?


    I am pretty sure Vertex and Razzu are bible-thumpers.
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  • Shazbot
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    mysticwryter wrote:
    kenE2389 wrote:
    he had an article before that about Trump running for president, I don't know if this is the same guy who started the account because he has an article that scored over 70 and now he just shit out 2 terrible ones



    I found that a little perplexing. The one article he wrote was good, but the others were just.....horrible.

    Update: his article is gone from the front page. I hope it stays in the back forever..or hopefully gets deleted.


    I loved the one about cartoon deaths where he somehow inserts a picture of Jesus in all his Northern European glory, shining with the light of the aryan race.
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  • CleverHans
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    atticusfinch wrote:
    i realized after i posted that that i didn't mean it haha.

    still, how did that article get published? wtf?


    Have you seen some of the articles on this site? The bar is very low.
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  • DirtyD1979
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    		 That article is the feces left behind when shame eats a giant bowl of stupidity for breakfast.
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  • Dyzfunk7ional
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    		 For fuck sakes another one...

    Satan is god!
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  • DCPuppyGirl
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    		 Why doesn't he just hand out pamhplets in front subway stations or preach on subway trains like the other crazy religious types do?
    Never underestimate your own abilities.
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  • Shazbot
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    DCPuppyGirl wrote:
    Why doesn't he just hand out pamhplets in front subway stations or preach on subway trains like the other crazy religious types do?


    That would be too much like a job.
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  • adventure_of_link
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    		 you guys know I Am Clark Kent has been around for quite awhile, right? :P
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