Those Wacky, Childhood Rhymes ?

  • Gemini Guy
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    • 1 year 8 months ago
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    		 Here's one I remember well XD:

    "Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana;
    Jack got high and asked Jill "Do you wanna...?"
    Jill said yes, dropped her dress and then they had their fun;
    But silly Jill forgot her pill and soon they had a son."
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  • jadedoz User is online now
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    • 1 year 8 months ago
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    		 Our Barney death song, here in Australia was something along the lines of:

    I hate you, you hate me
    lets get together and kill Barney
    with a great big chainsaw
    a slice from me to you,
    lets get together and kill Barney

    Although I have to say I like some of the other ones other people have posted more!!
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  • Deleted
    • 1 year 8 months ago
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    		 "one two freddy's coming for you..."

    Yeah, I got in alot of trouble for that at school. Not my falt I come from a movie fanatic family.
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  • Gemini Guy
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    • 1 year 5 months ago
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    		 Here's another one:

    Stranded on a toilet bowl, to prove your a man;
    You must forget T.P. and wipe it with your hand.
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  • bklynbren
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    		 Gingle bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg, the Batmobile lost it's wheel and the Joker got away...
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  • Drahken
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    • 1 year 1 month ago
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    Alyssa_Branen wrote:

    Me chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke. <--- obviously we were not very PC back then lol

    We had that one, we also had the racist chainsaw one. "What sound does a chainsaw make? Run ni~er ni~er, run ni~er ni~er!" (We didn't censor it when we said it though, I just censored it for this post.)


    We had the jack & jill one, though our version went "jack & jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled his fly, and jill said 'I wanna' ".

    Barney didn't exist until I was in high school, so we didn't have any barney death songs.

    There was the classic "K-I-S-S-I-N-G" bit of course, and the batman smells one.

    Regarding the cafeteria food, we sang the greasy grimey gopher meat song (and I forgot my spoon!).

    On top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese.
    I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
    It rolled onto the table, then onto the floor, then my poor meatball, rolled right out the door.
    It rolled onto the sidewalk, then under a bush.
    Then my poor meatball, done did got squooshed.
    signature*WARNING: The above post may be highly opinionated, read at your own risk.

    Gee Caspah, you're a twicky one!
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  • Thylacine
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    • 1 year 1 month ago
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    		 These were a few Clapping Games (Like Miss Susie had a Tugboat style games) that were pretty popular in my school.

    1. Miss Sue *clap clap*
    Miss Sue *clap clap*
    Miss Sue from Alabama
    was sitting in her rocker
    eating Betty Crocker
    watching the clock go tick-tock, tick-tock bananarama
    tick-tock, tick tock Bananarama
    A B C D E F G
    Wash those boy germs off of me
    See the little fishies swimming in the sea
    Mucha, mucha, mucha FREEZE!
    I don't wanna freeze, applesauce
    so tell those boys to get lost.

    2. Bo-bo ski raten taten, eh eh, the boys are rotten
    Itty bitty raten taten bo-bo ski raten taten bo-bo ski raten taten count
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8!

    3. We're going down, down baby
    Down by the Roller coaster
    Sweet, sweet baby
    I'll never let you go
    Shimmy shimmy cocoa puff, shimmy shimmy wow
    Shimmy shimmy cocoa puff, shimmy shimmy wow
    Grandma Grandma, sick in bed
    She called the doctor and the doctor said:
    Let's get the rhythm of the head DING-DONG! *while moving head side to side*(x2)
    Let's get the rhythm of the hands *clap clap* (x2)
    Let's get the rhythm of the feet *stomp stomp* (x2)
    Let's get the rhythm of the HOOOOOOT DOOOOOOG! *while swiveling hips* (x2)
    Put the all together and what do you get? DING-DONG *clap clap* *stomp stomp* HOOOOOT DOOOOOOG!
    Put it all backwards and what do you get? HOOOOOT DOOOOOG! *stomp stomp* *clap clap* DONG-DING!




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    -Rampage, Beast Wars
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  • CaptainC
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    • 6 months 22 days ago
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    		 Arty Farty had a party, everyone was there.
    Pooty Cutey let a beauty, all went out for air.
    Don't blame me, my sister told me this one.:roll:
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  • stake n sheak
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    • 6 months 22 days ago
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    		 I'm a little piece of tin,
    nobody knows what shape I'm in
    Got four wheels and a running board
    I'm not a Chevy I'm not a Ford

    honk honk rattle rattle crash crash beep beep

    Can't confirm anywhere, but I bet this was a little bit of propaganda against import cars.


    Don't say ain't
    your mother will faint
    your father will fall in a bucket of paint.
    your sister will cry,
    your brother will die,
    and your dog will call the FBI
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    Iiiii've got a submachine gun in my violin case
    and a .45 in my shoe
    There's a Bank ofAmerica on my block
    I'll meet you there at 2
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    (in a bathroom stall)

    He who writes upon these walls
    rolls his shit in little balls
    He who reads these words of wit
    eats those little balls of shit


    likecats wrote:
    :lol:To the tune of Joy to the World "Joy to the World that Barney's dead, we barbequed his head. Were looking for the body, we flushed it down the potty, and round and round it goes, and round and round it goes, and round and round it goes.

    This used to be about "the teacher" instead of Barney.



    DeliGuy wrote:
    We sung this to the tune of the "Colonel Bogey March." (The tune whistled in The Bridge on the River Kwai.)

    Comet it tastes like listerine,
    Comet it makes your teeth turn green,
    Comet it makes you vomit,
    So drink Comet and vomit today!!!

    same tune:

    Hitler-has only got one ball
    Goering has two-but very small
    Himmler-has something sim'lar
    and Dr Goebbels-has no balls-at all!
    tangspot2 wrote:
    Mrs. stake you say some nasty on my threads. Dirty bitch
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  • thecrow174
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    • 6 months 22 days ago
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    		 Tic Tac toe
    Three in a row
    Barney got shot by a G-I-Joe
    Barney went to the doctor and the doctor said
    OOPS! Barney's dead! Oops! Barney's dead!
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  • bill fillmaff
    • 6 months 22 days ago
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    		 deck the halls with gasolin, light a match and watch it gleem, watch your school burn down to ashes, arent you glad you played with matches :lol:
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  • pikachulover
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    • 6 months 20 days ago
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    		 This one was sung at the end of Happy Birthday
    "And many more from channel 4
    And Frankenstein on channel 9
    And Scooby-Doo on channel 2
    And GI Joe on HBO"
    Sometimes we would add people's names that rhymed with numbers.
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