Those Wacky, Childhood Rhymes ?

  • knowwhatimean84
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    		 Anybody remember any wacky childhood rhymes that were funny,wacky or the you just happen to like or even made up when you was a kid, post them here.


    from when i was an kid. my classmates used too make our verison of barney "love you"

    it when something like this

    I hate you,you hate
    ain't you glad that barneys dead
    with stab to the eye and tide to a tree
    won't you said that barneys dead

    i know it didn't ryhme but it when something like that.
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  • Westbrook0
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    		 It's funny you should bring this up, because I've always said that the "Barney death songs" are the last remaining items in a tradition as old as time itself.

    For thousands and thousands of years, every story and every song was simply told and remembered orally, passed down from generation to generation.

    Even before the internet, people wrote down the lyrics of songs to archive them, or bands started printing their lyrics on the paper inside the cassettes for everyone to read and memorize.

    But kids of the 80s and 90s made up those songs about Barney, passed them down orally, and they are still going strong today. No kid thinks, "Oh, that Barney song that I heard someone singing the other day was funny. I'm going to go look up the lyrics on the internet."

    Instead, they ask around to their friends until they get the correct words, then it's instilled in their head forever, and they will pass it down again.

    It sounds weird to put so much stock into one little parody song, but it really does represent the last of a dying breed of oral story telling and song sharing.
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  • Fuzz
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    		 Hell, we had a bunch when I was a kid.

    There's a place in France
    where the naked ladies dance.
    There's a hole in the wall
    where the boys can see it all.


    Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
    The more you eat, the more you toot.
    The more you toot, the better you'll feel.
    So, eat your bean at every meal.


    Hi ho, hi ho. It's off to school we go.
    With razor blades and hand grenades.
    Hi ho, hi ho. It's off to school we go.
    With beebee guns to shoot the nuns.
    Hi ho, hi ho. It's off to school we go.
    With creepy beepers to scare the teachers. Hi ho!


    Diarrhea song. (Way too many verses to list!)
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  • Timothy1964
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    		 I'm not sure if it's considered a "rhyme", but I remember this one parody of the Christmas carol "Joy To The World" that was popular among kids back when I was in elementary school, in which the first line was "Joy to the world, the school burned down"...I don't remember the rest of the words.
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  • SuperGrease
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    		 Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
    Jumped out the window with his D!ck in his hand
    *forgot the rest but it was something about bending over*

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  • fatkid84
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    		 I love you, you love me, Barney gave me HIV, with a hug and a kiss and a little bit more, I got AIDS from a Dinosaur.

    I hadn't thout of this one in a while.
    signature Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
    -George Carlin
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  • Pinwheel
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    		I think it went more like this....

    I hate you, you hate me
    Let's get together and kill Barney,
    With a knife to his back and a gun to his head
    Ha Ha Ha, now Barney's dead!

    LOLOLOLOL

    knowwhatimean84 wrote:
    Anybody remember any wacky childhood rhymes that were funny,wacky or the you just happen to like or even made up when you was a kid, post them here.


    from when i was an kid. my classmates used too make our verison of barney "love you"

    it when something like this

    I hate you,you hate
    ain't you glad that barneys dead
    with stab to the eye and tide to a tree
    won't you said that barneys dead

    i know it didn't ryhme but it when something like that.
    "It lies in the valley of the vision, where the slain are not slain with the sword. In the darkest shadows of light, there you'll find a door..."
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  • lorax
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    		 Our Barney death was

    "I hate you, you hate me
    Let's tie Barney to a tree
    With a knife in the head
    and a gun to the head...
    whoopsie daisy Barney's dead"

    We also had a dirty Yankee Doodle one and one about killing teachers...oh to be a child again haha
    "This scar is a fleck on my porcelain skin, tried to reach deep but you couldn't get in..."
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  • likecats
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    		:lol:To the tune of Joy to the World "Joy to the World that Barney's dead, we barbequed his head. Were looking for the body, we flushed it down the potty, and round and round it goes, and round and round it goes, and round and round it goes.
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  • OX_Bigly
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    		 The aggravation song

    Aggravation rehabilitation, aggravation this is how it goes.

    First you take a bowling ball then you roll it down the hall
    Hit your Dad make him mad. O,O,O,O

    Aggravation rehabilitation, aggravation this is how it goes.

    Then you take a rubber hose stick it up your nose turn it on then your gone. O,O,O,O

    Aggravation rehabilitation aggravation this is how it goes.

    Then you take a plastic bag put it on your head go to bed wake up dead. O,O,O,O

    Aggravation rehabilitation aggravation this is how it goes.
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    There are numerous versus and versions.
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  • ActionBastard
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    		 Popeye the saior man, He lived in a garbage can....

    I forgot how the rest goes, something about he blew off his ass.
    Shit happens when You fart naked

    Retro pimpin aint easy
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  • retrotyrone1989
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    		 the mcdonald's song. i want a big mac filea o fish, quarter pounder french fries, icy coke, milkshake, sundae and apple pie.
    a 90's kid, and i'm damn proud of it!

    skype username and contact: thompson.tyrone
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  • Caps 2.0
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    		 We did several spoofs of "I Love You" and we also did the school violence version of "Heigh Ho". Unfortunately, we didn't get really far enough into these songs because we were concentrating more on actual songs.
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  • mysticwryter
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    ActionBastard wrote:
    Popeye the saior man, He lived in a garbage can....

    I forgot how the rest goes, something about he blew off his ass.




    My grandma and my mother use to sing that all the time.
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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  • mysticwryter
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    		 Of course you can't forget the Batman ones..

    "Jingle Bells, Batman smells; Robin laid an egg
    The batmobile lost it's wheel and Joker got away, HEY!"

    My grandma use to sing "Way down yonder in the fork of a branch; the jay birds whistled and the buzzards danced"
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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    		 don't forget about.............Miss Susie had a steamboat,her steamboat had a bell Miss Susie went to heaven and her steamboat went to hello operator please give me #9 and if you don't connect me I'll paddle your behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom pullin down their flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park the boys and girls are kissin in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark! PHEW!
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  • mysticwryter
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    beccalamb wrote:
    don't forget about.............Miss Susie had a steamboat,her steamboat had a bell Miss Susie went to heaven and her steamboat went to hello operator please give me #9 and if you don't connect me I'll paddle your behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom pullin down their flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park the boys and girls are kissin in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark! PHEW!



    That one has so many different ways of telling the story. But it's good to acutaly read it once in a while; I had the rhythm in my head and I was bobbing my head along with it.
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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    		 and when u sang it ya did it superfast..matter of fact..the faster ya could sing it the cooler ya were! I think there is more to the song..somethin about a baby in a bath tub???
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  • mysticwryter
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    beccalamb wrote:
    and when u sang it ya did it superfast..matter of fact..the faster ya could sing it the cooler ya were! I think there is more to the song..somethin about a baby in a bath tub???


    There were so many versions, it's hard to keep up with.
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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  • DeliGuy
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    		 We sung this to the tune of the "Colonel Bogey March." (The tune whistled in The Bridge on the River Kwai.)

    Comet it tastes like listerine,
    Comet it makes your teeth turn green,
    Comet it makes you vomit,
    So drink Comet and vomit today!!!
    [quote]In my final meeting with the gods from the heavens above, as they spoke to me and hit me with the power of the Ultimate Warrior, they told me Exit stage left! Exit stage rig
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