These mean bald men that touch me in the bathroom

  • Uncle Daddy
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    • 2 years 14 days ago
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    		 Every time I go in the bathroom at the gym(where I get shredded), these very mean men follow me into the stall and harass me! I hate it! What do I do?

    I just want to go in there and put soap in my hair and lotion all over my rock-hard cock. Well, guess what? That's scientifically impossible when these guys follow me.

    They surround me, and peck at my little nipples like jaybirds! Then they rub logs of baloney around my soft areas! I hate it! They say things like, "Hey man, I wanna put some vitamin B12 right in your dickhole." I don't know what to do!!

    Has this exact same thing ever happened to anyone else?
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  • mysticwryter
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    • 2 years 14 days ago
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    		 You're ate up.....seriously
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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  • CleverHans
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    • 2 years 13 days ago
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    		 I find that if I just give them what they want, they go away.
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  • mysticwryter
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    CleverHans wrote:
    I find that if I just give them what they want, they go away.


    True. but they wouldn't want you to run your mouth so they go one step further.
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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  • Dyzfunk7ional
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    		 Next time try to rub the scrotum in his bald head... or better yet, play drums spanking ol' one-eye-willy to the beat of Miami Sound Machine. They lack rythm.
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  • mysticwryter
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    Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
    Next time try to rub the scrotum in his bald head... or better yet, play drums spanking ol' one-eye-willy to the beat of Miami Sound Machine. They lack rythm.


    You are one strange, child!

    it's all good.
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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  • DMoney89
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    		 eastervideoguy touched you again?
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  • CleverHans
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    • 2 years 10 days ago
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    		 RIP Uncledaddy. I will miss you, my love.
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  • Dyzfunk7ional
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    • 2 years 9 days ago
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    		 Twas fun till it last...
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  • Deleted
    • 2 years 9 days ago
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    atticusfinch wrote:
    why ban?!??!?!!?!


    Fuck knows....
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  • mysticwryter
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    • 2 years 9 days ago
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    		 UncleDaddy.....he commented on a few of my articles; sucks that he's gone.
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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  • bassman21
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    • 2 years 9 days ago
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    		 He was a troll and on their permaban list.
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  • mysticwryter
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    bassman21 wrote:
    He was a troll and on their permaban list.


    Oh! I didn't know he was a troll, but you never know.
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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  • bassman21
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    mysticwryter wrote:
    bassman21 wrote:
    He was a troll and on their permaban list.


    Oh! I didn't know he was a troll, but you never know.

    He used to go under the name HarryReems and got banned due to threads like this. A lot of people like him here, but he was annoying to me.
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    bassman21 wrote:
    mysticwryter wrote:
    bassman21 wrote:
    He was a troll and on their permaban list.


    Oh! I didn't know he was a troll, but you never know.

    He used to go under the name HarryReems and got banned due to threads like this. A lot of people like him here, but he was annoying to me.


    One of the rules for the War Room, is that no one will get banned in here...
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  • Shazbot
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    DebrisStorm wrote:
    bassman21 wrote:
    mysticwryter wrote:
    bassman21 wrote:
    He was a troll and on their permaban list.


    Oh! I didn't know he was a troll, but you never know.

    He used to go under the name HarryReems and got banned due to threads like this. A lot of people like him here, but he was annoying to me.


    One of the rules for the War Room, is that no one will get banned in here...


    Maybe it should have been "Nobody will get banned in here until we start taking the War Room as seriously as we take video games and dragonball."
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    Shazbot wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    bassman21 wrote:
    mysticwryter wrote:
    bassman21 wrote:
    He was a troll and on their permaban list.


    Oh! I didn't know he was a troll, but you never know.

    He used to go under the name HarryReems and got banned due to threads like this. A lot of people like him here, but he was annoying to me.


    One of the rules for the War Room, is that no one will get banned in here...


    Maybe it should have been "Nobody will get banned in here until we start taking the War Room as seriously as we take video games and dragonball."


    And people wonder why I don't post much.
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  • mysticwryter
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    • 2 years 9 days ago
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    DebrisStorm wrote:
    Shazbot wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    bassman21 wrote:
    mysticwryter wrote:
    bassman21 wrote:
    He was a troll and on their permaban list.


    Oh! I didn't know he was a troll, but you never know.

    He used to go under the name HarryReems and got banned due to threads like this. A lot of people like him here, but he was annoying to me.


    One of the rules for the War Room, is that no one will get banned in here...


    Maybe it should have been "Nobody will get banned in here until we start taking the War Room as seriously as we take video games and dragonball."


    And people wonder why I don't post much.



    Ha ha. Well just to say that since this is the war room and anyone can say anything and yet people still don't like it, how come do we still have a war room if people don't like what others say in here? Wow....

    I just confused myself.
    "I've lead you down the road to Nostalgia, now it's your turn"


    "Pandamonium (PANDA!)"
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  • Shazbot
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    		 An idiot i may be, but it seems to me that the whole point of having this forum is lost if we take each other and ourselves too seriously. If its purpose were to prove how cool we are it certainly wouldn't be located on a website full of virgins.
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  • bassman21
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    		 LOL Shazbot

    Shazbot wrote:


    Maybe it should have been "Nobody will get banned in here until we start taking the War Room as seriously as we take video games and dragonball."


    This thread was pretty sick though.
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