Yuck! Why does my cat lick his vageena?

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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    It's so d*@m gross! Why does this happen?
    I hate it when my cat does this. And it always happens right in the middle of the dinner table.
    Grandma gets mad, and refuses to finish her greens. Dad gets real mad, and starts throwing orange juice all over everyone. It's awful!
    All because my cat is always licking his virgeena right in front!
    How do I make this stop?
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    I wish I could lick my virgeena. Right in the dinner table.
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    Cats are elegant creatures with sinful habits.

    You must destroy them with extreme prejudice!

    Or, lovingly stroke them into submission.
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    I hate it when my parent's dog licks her virginia when I'm eating. Disgusting slurping noises. Do that somewhere else!
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    Just trying to pull out her peenus
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    Thats sick. You're sick.
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    Since when are states male or female? :?
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    Another trollish thread to get a rise out of people.
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    since recent studies have shown 80% of the users on this site don't actually know what a vagina is, I doubt the credibility of the original post
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    bassman21 wrote:
    Another trollish thread to get a rise out of people.


    If you're not going to help, then go lick my cat's vargana.
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    I heard about verginers on the world wide web zone.
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    • 2 years 24 days ago
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    MY dog licks cats :D
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    • 2 years 24 days ago
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    Interesting that your cat hops right into the middle of the dinner table and licks her "virgeena". Wonderful aiming your cat has.
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    • 2 years 16 days ago
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    RetroxBunny wrote:
    Interesting that your cat hops right into the middle of the dinner table and licks her "virgeena". Wonderful aiming your cat has.


    You can't miss it. He has a pretty broad vargiena.
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    • 2 years 16 days ago
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    Cats are dexterous. Probably could do a somersault using the broad Vargeena as leverage.
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    • 2 years 16 days ago
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    I---you----I don't know what to say about this thread.
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