DieOff Has A New Toy

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    		 http://egotastic.com/2011/04/talk-about-your-huge-legal-boners-finally-miley-love-doll-released/

    Yep, its a love doll that looks like Miley Cyrus. And she has "3 Achey Love Holes". We won't be seeing DieOff for a while.
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    		 What is a "love doll"? Like, a blow up doll?
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    marvel wrote:
    What is a "love doll"? Like, a blow up doll?


    Exactly. Its an inflatable sex doll.
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    		 DieOff will be going though those like candy.
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    marvel wrote:
    What is a "love doll"? Like, a blow up doll?


    'blow up' is the least of things he'll make it to do.
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    atticusfinch wrote:
    i wonder if i could call in sick because my love holes are achey


    Is that from the potato incident?
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    		 I doubt Dieoff would like it. They should at least include the word "statutory" in the name of the thing to turn on the peds.
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    atticusfinch wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    atticusfinch wrote:
    i wonder if i could call in sick because my love holes are achey


    Is that from the potato incident?


    hey fuck you man, that really hurt


    Hurt my sides from laughing. I have laughed cheeseburger out of my nose. Don't recommend that.
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  • copper30
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    		 Wow that's even more disturbing than Peter Griffin's little Zucchini toy from Family Guy.
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    copper30 wrote:
    Wow that's even more disturbing than Peter Griffin's little Zucchini toy from Family Guy.

    That zucchini's got nothing compared to DieOff himself. Or rather, what DieOff wants to do to Miley with a zucchini :roll:
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    Hey Lol785, Your so stupid your name does not like you at all.


    "Life's rough, get a helmet."
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