Yell FART or FUCK at your dad

  • Uncle Daddy
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    • 2 years 2 months ago
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    		 I'm serious. This is sooooooo fun.
    All you have to do is wait till your dad is reading a magazine or just sitting on a stool. Then run up behind him and yell FART or FUCK right at his face(or head area).
    You'll thank me later.
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  • ActionBastard
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    Uncle_Daddy wrote:
    I'm serious. This is sooooooo fun.
    All you have to do is wait till your dad is reading a magazine or just sitting on a stool. Then run up behind him and yell FART or FUCK right at his face(or head area).
    You'll thank me later.
    Yeah, and then get slapped upside yo head :lol:
    Shit happens when You fart naked

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  • CleverHans
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    ActionBastard wrote:
    Uncle_Daddy wrote:
    I'm serious. This is sooooooo fun.
    All you have to do is wait till your dad is reading a magazine or just sitting on a stool. Then run up behind him and yell FART or FUCK right at his face(or head area).
    You'll thank me later.
    Yeah, and then get slapped upside yo head :lol:

    You dad's obviously not cool.
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  • ActionBastard
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    CleverHans wrote:
    ActionBastard wrote:
    Uncle_Daddy wrote:
    I'm serious. This is sooooooo fun.
    All you have to do is wait till your dad is reading a magazine or just sitting on a stool. Then run up behind him and yell FART or FUCK right at his face(or head area).
    You'll thank me later.
    Yeah, and then get slapped upside yo head :lol:

    You dad's obviously not cool.
    He is cool, he just wouldn't appreciate it if I yelled fuck or fart really loudly in his ear. Would you appreciate if I yelled fuck fart in your ear as loud as I can? :D
    Shit happens when You fart naked

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  • Celeste
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    		 I woudl have gotten cuffed upside my head for doing that to my dad. :(
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  • Saruman_w
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    atticusfinch wrote:
    hot damn! looks like i have a new favorite user!


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    [code]assert ( !give_you_up); assert( !let_you_down); assert( !run_around); assert( !desert_you );[/code]
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  • ActionBastard
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    		 What would happen if you called your dad a bitch? Like if you just walked right up to him and said "dad, you's a bitch". Somebody please try this and let me know the results
    Shit happens when You fart naked

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  • Shazbot
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    		 Sounds like all of you pussies are afraid of your fathers.
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  • ActionBastard
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    		 I don't really speak to my father anymore.
    Shit happens when You fart naked

    Retro pimpin aint easy
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  • CleverHans
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    		 My father died in '76 you assholes.
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  • Mezase Master
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    Saruman_w wrote:
    atticusfinch wrote:
    hot damn! looks like i have a new favorite user!


    HarryReems' back
    Wow, what a shocker.
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    Movin` on up!! To the East side Blah blah Blah Movin on up Gaints lol.
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  • bassman21
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    		 I better not, he might have a heart attack. Oh and when I was a kid I would have been knocked up side the head for that.
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  • Deleted
    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    		 I do that almost once a week...
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  • Riphard
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    		 I haven't farted since "Desert Storm".
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  • Uncle Daddy
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    ActionBastard wrote:
    I don't really speak to my father anymore.


    Well, now you have the perfect ice-breaker. Just try it. He'll probably give you a hug and a kiss, and then take you fishing.
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  • TMNT
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    		 who is uncledaddy????????
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  • Celeste
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    Shazbot wrote:
    Sounds like all of you pussies are afraid of your fathers.


    Are you fucking kidding me? My dad is making the rounds on Facebook, he friended my brother, and my brother set his boundries. But me if had him in my friends list and he said something to me then I would just fold like a deck of cards. :P
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  • Celeste
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    TMNT wrote:
    who is uncledaddy????????


    HaryReems
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  • Riphard
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    Celeste wrote:
    Shazbot wrote:
    Sounds like all of you pussies are afraid of your fathers.


    Are you fucking kidding me? My dad is making the rounds on Facebook, he friended my brother, and my brother set his boundries. But me if had him in my friends list and he said something to me then I would just fold like a deck of cards. :P


    So you farted, right?
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  • Celeste
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    • 2 years 1 month ago
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    Riphard wrote:
    Celeste wrote:
    Shazbot wrote:
    Sounds like all of you pussies are afraid of your fathers.


    Are you fucking kidding me? My dad is making the rounds on Facebook, he friended my brother, and my brother set his boundries. But me if had him in my friends list and he said something to me then I would just fold like a deck of cards. :P


    So you farted, right?


    Okay that'll be quite enough out of you! You fucking wise ass! :P
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