New Game: Assault A Celeb and Say...

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    		 The way this works is you name a celebrity, punch/kick them somewhere on their person, then say something makes no sense. For example:

    I wanna punch Michael Bay in the jaw and yell, "Stay away from sister!"

    I wanna kick Robert Pattinson in the nuts and yell, "You know what you did."

    And.....GO!
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  • vkimo
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    		 I wanna hug Zooey Deschannel and say, "All toasters toast toast!"

    Am I doing it right?
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  • marvel
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    		 I want to give vkimo a knuckle sandwich and ask if he wants more ketchup.

    (I think we can all say that he has celeb status around here).
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  • Morgue
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    		 I want to thrust punch rebecca black and yell "Thank God It's Friday".
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    		 I want to cunt punch Miley Cyrus and yell, "That's for Cincinnati!"
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  • Dyzfunk7ional
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    		 I want to grind up Sarah Palin's ass with salmon and yell, "Cat Scratch Fever!"

    I want to kick Lady Gaga and yell, "Wolfman's got nards!"
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  • princess of power
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    		 I want to roundhouse kick Seth MacFarlane in his oversized head and yell, "That's for The Alamo...AND the Beach balls!"
    Garfield: "My car is so old, that it's insured against theft, flood, fire and dinosaur stampedes!"

    Garfield: "The local bus transit is doing their part to help with the weight loss program: each year, they stop further and further away from the curb!
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  • ActionBastard
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    		 I would like to bicycle kick Arnold Schwartzheneggier while saying "get to z choppa"
    Shit happens when You fart naked

    Retro pimpin aint easy
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