A thought about biology

  • Uncle Daddy
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    		 Why won't scientists ever find a way to hatch a chimp out of an egg?
    Why? :cry:
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  • Riphard
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    		 Scrooge McHuman?
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  • Uncle Daddy
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    Riphard wrote:
    Scrooge McHuman?


    Almost. Uncle Daddy.
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  • CleverHans
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    		 To get to the other side!
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  • Uncle Daddy
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    CleverHans wrote:
    To get to the other side!


    Yes!
    And the other correct answer is: My grandma is a bitch!
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  • Riphard
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    		 Bill Cozby is the mayor of Retro Junk.

    I hope you have his permission to speak so harshly about grandmothers.

    I like llamas.
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  • Uncle Daddy
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    Riphard wrote:
    Bill Cozby is the mayor of Retro Junk.

    I hope you have his permission to speak so harshly about grandmothers.

    I like llamas.


    Who is the main king of Retro Junk? Hopefully it is someone who appreciates anime.
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  • CleverHans
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    		 Atariman76 is A#1 on retrojunk.
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  • Dyzfunk7ional
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    		 ^ ... and his grandma is all over the place from Sunset Boulevard.
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  • bassman21
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    		 HarryReems, is that you?
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  • Uncle Daddy
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    		 Somewhere, a vulture just laid 600 eggs.
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  • CleverHans
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    		 Just imagine if they were filled with baby chimps. Wouldn't that be something...
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  • Dyzfunk7ional
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    		 Next generation to fill the podium in Washington's whitey
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  • Uncle Daddy
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    		 What do you think would happen if Laura Croft got all nudtyed out in front of some mature gorillas?
    Would it be really hot, or just halfway hot? :idea:
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  • Riphard
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    		 Full on freak fest.

    8)
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  • Shazbot
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    		 Instead of tossing handfuls of poop at you, they wrap it carefully in a banana leaf and bury it.
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  • Uncle Daddy
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    atticusfinch wrote:
    Uncle_Daddy wrote:
    What do you think would happen if Laura Croft got all nudtyed out in front of some mature gorillas?
    Would it be really hot, or just halfway hot? :idea:


    in what ways are these gorillas mature?


    Mostly cause their boners have degrees from a community college.
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  • vkimo
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    		 Big grassy ones, I'd imagine.
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  • Dyzfunk7ional
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    		 ^ I guess she's refering to "fields" as in profesional careers/occupations. I dunno...
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  • Uncle Daddy
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    Uncle_Daddy wrote:
    atticusfinch wrote:
    Uncle_Daddy wrote:
    What do you think would happen if Laura Croft got all nudtyed out in front of some mature gorillas?
    Would it be really hot, or just halfway hot? :idea:


    in what ways are these gorillas mature?


    Mostly cause their boners have degrees from a community college.


    The two most popular degrees seem to be Nintendo Jokes & Suction Beard Management.
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