Name One Celebrity You'd marry, one you'd fuck, and one you'd kill

  • areyouakegger
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    • 2 years 4 months ago
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    		 1. Marry: Emily Browning
    2. Fuck: AnnaLynne McCord
    3. Kill: Justin Beiber
    I can't think of anything worth putting as a signature.
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  • Mezase Master
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    • 2 years 4 months ago
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    		 Marry Mark Hamill.
    Fuck Pamela Anderson.
    Kill Michael Cera.

    Don't judge. I have my reasons.
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  • Dyzfunk7ional
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    • 2 years 4 months ago
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    atticusfinch wrote:
    marry, kill, and fuck gael garcia bernal. in that order.


    We latin lovers 8)
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  • Riphard
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    • 2 years 4 months ago
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    		 Marry: A rich woman
    Fuck: A slutty woman
    Kill: Elizabeth Hasselbeck
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  • CARNAGE
    • 2 years 4 months ago
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    		 Marry: Emma Watson
    Fuck: Justin Bieber
    Kill: Miley Cyrus
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  • Riphard
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    • 2 years 4 months ago
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    CARNAGE wrote:
    Marry: Emma Watson
    Fuck: Justin Bieber
    Kill: Miley Cyrus


    slut.
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  • RetroxBunny
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    • 2 years 4 months ago
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    		 My choices for who I would marry, have sexual intercourse with and kill are completely confidential. Therefore, it is none of your business! Good day to you all.
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  • Captain Howdy
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    • 2 years 4 months ago
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    		 This thread is very revealing from a psychiatric standpoint, it should probably be an evaluation question in the DSM-V.
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  • Deleted
    • 2 years 4 months ago
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    		 Fuck: It can only be one?
    Marry: It can only be one?
    Kill: It can only be one?
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  • Neomysterion
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    • 1 year 10 months ago
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    		 Marry: Joan Rivers
    Fuck: Miley Cyrus
    Kill: Justin Bieber
    Sketch wrote:
    It's always been my opinion that you can never be too nice but it's not good to let people walk all over you either.


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  • Otown407Soldier
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    • 1 year 10 months ago
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    		 Marry: Oprah
    Fuck: Eva Mendez
    Kill: Rosie O'Donnell
    Free Lil Boosie
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  • Shaunbadia
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    • 1 year 8 months ago
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    		 Marry: Mila Kunis
    Fuck: Megan Fox
    Kill: Russell Brand
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  • Heisenberg
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    • 1 year 8 months ago
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    		 Marry: Chevy Chase
    Fuck: Rambo
    Kill: Donald Duck
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  • CruJonesIsTheMan
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    • 1 year 8 months ago
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    		 Fuck:Emma Watson/Keira Knightley
    Marry:Ariana Grande/Daniella Monet
    Kill:Megan Fox
    Don't pay any attention to the evil spirited and dead of heart. They're not worth your time.
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  • Captain Howdy
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    • 1 year 8 months ago
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    		 Marry Winona Ryder, Fuck Christina Ricci & Kill everybody else.
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  • One Louder
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    		 Marry: St. Vincent aka Ann Clarke (I guess it would have to be an open marriage though, she says in interviews she's not very into commitment.)

    Fuck: Ke$ha (The nice bonus is she sometimes actually looks a bit better without makeup.)

    Kill: Steven Patrick Morrissey. (Biggoted prick who fronted an overrated 80's band that married proto-Emo lyrics to some of the most generic 80's rock ever.)


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  • wilsted1990
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    • 1 year 1 month ago
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    		 Let's see:

    Marry: Avril Lavigne
    Fuck: Megan Fox
    Kill: Justin Bieber
    Shao Kahn: You pathetic fools, I've come for your souls!

    Raiden: I don't think so.
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