SMBSS drinking game

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    • 2 years 4 months ago
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    I found this on IMDB:

    "When any of the following common events occur during an episode of the "Super Mario Bros Super Show", take one sip or eat a piece of candy:
    *Mario eats (in the cartoon or in live-action).
    *Luigi chickens out.
    *The Princess expresses deep concern for someone or something.
    *Toad makes a joke.
    *Toad squeaks when struck, squeezed, or falling to the ground.
    *Toad displays a short temper or is otherwise a loose cannon.
    *Live-action Mario and Luigi make complete fools of themselves in front of the guest stars.
    *King Koopa assumes an alter-ego with costume.
    *Mouser is Koopa's second-in-command.
    *The Koopa Troopas screw up royally.
    *An obscure pop-culture reference appears.
    *The good guys exclaim in unison an enemy or danger that they encounter (i.e. "It's a Cobrat!", "It's a Fryguy!")
    *King Koopa monologues or laughs evilly.
    *King Koopa hurls plumbing or pasta-related insults towards the Mario brothers (two if the insults come from Koopa's henchmen).
    *King Koopa and his henchmen use plumbing or pasta-related euphemisms to death and killing the good guys.
    *The Mario brothers use plumbing tools (plungers and drain-snakes) as weapons.
    *The Mario brothers use plumbing or food-related interjections ("Holy ravioli!" "Sufferin' spumoni!")
    *The Mario brothers use plumbing or pasta-related metaphors.
    *The Mario brothers use a power-up to defeat Koopa and his army.
    *The good guys toss vegetables (or anything else) at the bad guys.
    *King Koopa uses a warp zone to escape.
    *An animation error is observed.
    *The episode ends with everyone laughing.
    *The episode ends with Mario eating.
    *Link says "Excuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!" in the Legend of Zelda preview scenes.

    These occur less frequently. Take two sips or eat two pieces of candy when:
    *The Princess is actually kidnapped by Koopa and is the subject of rescue (believe it or not, this is not too common in SMBSS).
    *The Princess or Toad uses a power-up to defeat the bad guys.
    *Toad removes his "cap".
    *A cartoon is not based on anything pop-culture.
    *The good guys do not use power-ups to defeat Koopa or his henchmen.
    *Someone other than Mario or Luigi saves the day (take one more sip if it's a one-shot character).
    *A relative of any of the main characters, including King Koopa, appears.
    *Any character, good or bad, cross-dresses.
    *Any of the good guys appear in a different costume (as opposed to the bad guys, who appear in different costumes almost every episode).
    *King Koopa is not the main antagonist of an episode.
    *King Koopa does not assume an alter-ego.
    *King Koopa argues or tussles with another villain.
    *When enemies other than Mouser, the Shy Guys, and the Koopa Troopas appear in an episode.
    *Guest stars in the live-action episodes are never seen in person (but in full-body costume).
    *An alcoholic reference appears, albeit changed.
    *Mario says "Cooper" instead of "Koopa".
    *A dated reference or technology is mentioned or shown (i.e. car phones and the USSR).
    *A voicing error is observed.
    *No incidental music plays over a scene.
    *Incidental music not based on a Super Mario Bros. theme plays.

    When any of these extremely rare events occur, take a big swig or eat a handful of candy:
    *Any character in the cartoon, good or bad, breaks the fourth wall.
    *An episode takes place in outer space.
    *One live-action Mario brother kisses the other on the cheek (it's an European tradition).
    *Live-action Luigi is referred to as "Luigi Mario".
    *When the characters forget that they can swim underwater.
    *Mario actually refuses food.
    *Toad does not squeak when hit, squeezed, or falls to the ground.
    *King Koopa does not appear in an episode (happens once).
    *An episode takes place in the real-world Earth.
    *A live-action episode does not have a guest star.
    *King Koopa refers to the good guys by their actual names.
    *The good guys don't defeat King Koopa in the end (happens once).
    *King Koopa comes close to actually killing any of the good guys.
    *Mario has a secondary role in an episode.
    *Celebrities or other non-Mario-universe fictional characters are referred to by their actual names instead of parodies of their names.
    *A subtle sexual innuendo is heard or observed.
    *A trademarked brand name is mentioned (Drano).
    *When an episode exhibits a semblance of continuity with an earlier episode. "

    You'd probably be dead by the end of an episode, and that's if you watch a *good* one. :lol:
    TMNT wrote:
    Hey Lol785, Your so stupid your name does not like you at all.


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    • 2 years 3 months ago
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    You're the only person who would ever play this, and you'd probably do it with apple juice.
    TMNT wrote:
    Movin` on up!! To the East side Blah blah Blah Movin on up Gaints lol.
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