FOUND!!! Celete's Other Siblings!

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    They're dried up bits on this wire coat hanger. Looks like her mom decided she didn't need anymore abominations in the world. Too bad she didn't get Celeste. She's one of the worst things ever.
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    Sad thing is, the dried up bits of baby brother have a much more interesting personality than Celeste herself.
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    Oh yeah...

    :D
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    It's not too late!
    TMNT wrote:
    Movin` on up!! To the East side Blah blah Blah Movin on up Gaints lol.
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    Mezase_Master wrote:
    It's not too late!


    No its not. I call for a really fucking late term abortion to be performed on Celeste. Now all we need is a vacuum cleaner.
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    Haha Debris, that's totally your arm in that pic.
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    What I want to know is why you thought of her outside RetroJunk??
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    marvel wrote:
    What I want to know is why you thought of her outside RetroJunk??


    Sometimes you need to go that extra mile.
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    DebrisStorm wrote:
    marvel wrote:
    What I want to know is why you thought of her outside RetroJunk??


    Sometimes you need to go that extra mile.


    I like your dedication to RJ.
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    marvel wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    marvel wrote:
    What I want to know is why you thought of her outside RetroJunk??


    Sometimes you need to go that extra mile.


    I like your dedication to RJ.


    Its more of a dedication to fucking with people.
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    DebrisStorm wrote:
    marvel wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    marvel wrote:
    What I want to know is why you thought of her outside RetroJunk??


    Sometimes you need to go that extra mile.


    I like your dedication to RJ.


    Its more of a dedication to fucking with people.


    And the more you dedicate yourself to me the less and less I care about what you say? Seriously. You're insulting me yes but this has got to be the least intelligent thread. And this is thread #23 about me btw. I don't really give a fuck one way or another. This is monotonous because you sorry assholes couldn't insult me on the insultingest day of your life even if you had an electrified insulting machine. :P
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    Celeste wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    marvel wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    marvel wrote:
    What I want to know is why you thought of her outside RetroJunk??


    Sometimes you need to go that extra mile.


    I like your dedication to RJ.


    Its more of a dedication to fucking with people.


    And the more you dedicate yourself to me the less and less I care about what you say? Seriously. You're insulting me yes but this has got to be the least intelligent thread. And this is thread #23 about me btw. I don't really give a fuck one way or another. This is monotonous because you sorry assholes couldn't insult me on the insultingest day of your life even if you had an electrified insulting machine. :P


    So like, are you getting off at everyone's attempts at trying to insult you?

    Are you not climaxing hard enough because people's insults aren't good enough to please you or something?

    Is anyone going to get the image of Celeste climaxing out of their head now?

    Just...go away already. This shit got old a longgggggggggggggggggggggg time ago...
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    DMoney89 wrote:
    Celeste wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    marvel wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    marvel wrote:
    What I want to know is why you thought of her outside RetroJunk??


    Sometimes you need to go that extra mile.


    I like your dedication to RJ.


    Its more of a dedication to fucking with people.


    And the more you dedicate yourself to me the less and less I care about what you say? Seriously. You're insulting me yes but this has got to be the least intelligent thread. And this is thread #23 about me btw. I don't really give a fuck one way or another. This is monotonous because you sorry assholes couldn't insult me on the insultingest day of your life even if you had an electrified insulting machine. :P


    So like, are you getting off at everyone's attempts at trying to insult you?

    Are you not climaxing hard enough because people's insults aren't good enough to please you or something?

    Is anyone going to get the image of Celeste climaxing out of their head now?

    Just...go away already. This shit got old a longgggggggggggggggggggggg time ago...


    No what I'm saying is that this thread and the last 22 threads before it aren't going to make me leave.
    In short I spit on your pathetic attempts to get my goat. Now if you want to get rid of me all you have to do is stop making threads about me and maybe, just maybe, I'll leave here of my own free will. :)
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    Celeste wrote:
    DMoney89 wrote:
    Celeste wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    marvel wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    marvel wrote:
    What I want to know is why you thought of her outside RetroJunk??


    Sometimes you need to go that extra mile.


    I like your dedication to RJ.


    Its more of a dedication to fucking with people.


    And the more you dedicate yourself to me the less and less I care about what you say? Seriously. You're insulting me yes but this has got to be the least intelligent thread. And this is thread #23 about me btw. I don't really give a fuck one way or another. This is monotonous because you sorry assholes couldn't insult me on the insultingest day of your life even if you had an electrified insulting machine. :P


    So like, are you getting off at everyone's attempts at trying to insult you?

    Are you not climaxing hard enough because people's insults aren't good enough to please you or something?

    Is anyone going to get the image of Celeste climaxing out of their head now?

    Just...go away already. This shit got old a longgggggggggggggggggggggg time ago...


    No what I'm saying is that this thread and the last 22 threads before it aren't going to make me leave.
    In short I spit on your pathetic attempts to get my goat. Now if you want to get rid of me all you have to do is stop making threads about me and maybe, just maybe, I'll leave here of my own free will. :)


    http://twitter.com/#!/CELKEE

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=650110041&ref=pymk#!/profile.php?id=650110041&sk=info
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    Celeste wrote:


    No what I'm saying is that this thread and the last 22 threads before it aren't going to make me leave.
    In short I spit on your pathetic attempts to get my goat. Now if you want to get rid of me all you have to do is stop making threads about me and maybe, just maybe, I'll leave here of my own free will. :)


    ....this is what I'm talking about.

    There was indeed an extended period of time where the threads stopped and no one gave a flying fuck about you anymore.

    But then, being the lonely attention whore you are, make your epic returning spamming around the place and ripping off old scabs in attempts to get the "Celeste War" going again.

    And when someone calls you out on your bullshit, you put on your best acting face and go "Waah! Im just da innocent victim! It's not like I goated everyone on to make fun of me! Oh well it doesn't affect me! You know because I only tell you 9825385350285898495835 times a day LAWLZ!"

    You have such a sad miserable meaningless lonely existence that the only way you can feel alive is being a flame-inducing troll on a small fry internet forum. Do you SERIOUSLY think that anyone believes one word that comes out of your mouth? You aren't leaving anytime soon so long as you can rile up a response from people here. Because at this point in your life, that's all you have to live for. This is the only way you feel noticed. This is the only way you feel like you have a purpose in your life, despite it being a negative one. We all know you won't be leaving here anytime soon. Even if and when this latest round of Celeste bashing is over, you'll be waiting around and waiting around and waiting around until the next opportunity comes to repeat this same fucking cycle all over again. And when EVERYBODY is fed up with your baiting and you either get banned/completely ignored...

    I honestly feel sorry for you. And I'm kinda worried as to what you might do once your 15 minutes of e-fame obscurity is over.
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    Celeste wrote:
    DMoney89 wrote:
    Celeste wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    marvel wrote:
    DebrisStorm wrote:
    marvel wrote:
    What I want to know is why you thought of her outside RetroJunk??


    Sometimes you need to go that extra mile.


    I like your dedication to RJ.


    Its more of a dedication to fucking with people.


    And the more you dedicate yourself to me the less and less I care about what you say? Seriously. You're insulting me yes but this has got to be the least intelligent thread. And this is thread #23 about me btw. I don't really give a fuck one way or another. This is monotonous because you sorry assholes couldn't insult me on the insultingest day of your life even if you had an electrified insulting machine. :P


    So like, are you getting off at everyone's attempts at trying to insult you?

    Are you not climaxing hard enough because people's insults aren't good enough to please you or something?

    Is anyone going to get the image of Celeste climaxing out of their head now?

    Just...go away already. This shit got old a longgggggggggggggggggggggg time ago...


    No what I'm saying is that this thread and the last 22 threads before it aren't going to make me leave.
    In short I spit on your pathetic attempts to get my goat. Now if you want to get rid of me all you have to do is stop making threads about me and maybe, just maybe, I'll leave here of my own free will. :)


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbk2GIp9M9I


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    DMoney89 wrote:
    Celeste wrote:


    No what I'm saying is that this thread and the last 22 threads before it aren't going to make me leave.
    In short I spit on your pathetic attempts to get my goat. Now if you want to get rid of me all you have to do is stop making threads about me and maybe, just maybe, I'll leave here of my own free will. :)


    ....this is what I'm talking about.

    There was indeed an extended period of time where the threads stopped and no one gave a flying fuck about you anymore.

    But then, being the lonely attention whore you are, make your epic returning spamming around the place and ripping off old scabs in attempts to get the "Celeste War" going again.

    And when someone calls you out on your bullshit, you put on your best acting face and go "Waah! Im just da innocent victim! It's not like I goated everyone on to make fun of me! Oh well it doesn't affect me! You know because I only tell you 9825385350285898495835 times a day LAWLZ!"

    You have such a sad miserable meaningless lonely existence that the only way you can feel alive is being a flame-inducing troll on a small fry internet forum. Do you SERIOUSLY think that anyone believes one word that comes out of your mouth? You aren't leaving anytime soon so long as you can rile up a response from people here. Because at this point in your life, that's all you have to live for. This is the only way you feel noticed. This is the only way you feel like you have a purpose in your life, despite it being a negative one. We all know you won't be leaving here anytime soon. Even if and when this latest round of Celeste bashing is over, you'll be waiting around and waiting around and waiting around until the next opportunity comes to repeat this same fucking cycle all over again. And when EVERYBODY is fed up with your baiting and you either get banned/completely ignored...

    I honestly feel sorry for you. And I'm kinda worried as to what you might do once your 15 minutes of e-fame obscurity is over.


    Wow! Say man, are you into public speaking? I got a Make Me A Millionaire seminar this weekend and I could use you!


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    vkimo wrote:
    DMoney89 wrote:
    Celeste wrote:


    No what I'm saying is that this thread and the last 22 threads before it aren't going to make me leave.
    In short I spit on your pathetic attempts to get my goat. Now if you want to get rid of me all you have to do is stop making threads about me and maybe, just maybe, I'll leave here of my own free will. :)


    ....this is what I'm talking about.

    There was indeed an extended period of time where the threads stopped and no one gave a flying fuck about you anymore.

    But then, being the lonely attention whore you are, make your epic returning spamming around the place and ripping off old scabs in attempts to get the "Celeste War" going again.

    And when someone calls you out on your bullshit, you put on your best acting face and go "Waah! Im just da innocent victim! It's not like I goated everyone on to make fun of me! Oh well it doesn't affect me! You know because I only tell you 9825385350285898495835 times a day LAWLZ!"

    You have such a sad miserable meaningless lonely existence that the only way you can feel alive is being a flame-inducing troll on a small fry internet forum. Do you SERIOUSLY think that anyone believes one word that comes out of your mouth? You aren't leaving anytime soon so long as you can rile up a response from people here. Because at this point in your life, that's all you have to live for. This is the only way you feel noticed. This is the only way you feel like you have a purpose in your life, despite it being a negative one. We all know you won't be leaving here anytime soon. Even if and when this latest round of Celeste bashing is over, you'll be waiting around and waiting around and waiting around until the next opportunity comes to repeat this same fucking cycle all over again. And when EVERYBODY is fed up with your baiting and you either get banned/completely ignored...

    I honestly feel sorry for you. And I'm kinda worried as to what you might do once your 15 minutes of e-fame obscurity is over.


    Wow! Say man, are you into public speaking? I got a Make Me A Millionaire seminar this weekend and I could use you!




    Only if I get half the paycheck upfront.

    And my own trailer. Needs mah space to practice and look good for the crowd and all, ya know? 8)
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    I got a question Celeste, are you Sarah Palin? Because you sound just like her. However even if you are or not, you might be lowest life form of the universe. I bet you got spanked on the ass when you were born. You're so fat that not even NationWide could get on your side. You're so easy a caveman can do it. There said it. Go fuck yourself you cunt.
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    Hey she likes that stuff. Tell her she looks nice and she is appreciated on RJ and she would probably leave.
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