The Most Boring Movies of All Time

  • Dyzfunk7ional
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    		 ^ Well my friend, each with their own I guess.
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  • ActionBastard
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    Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
    ^ Well my friend, each with their own I guess.
    Agreed. I do love a clockwork orange and full metal jacket though.
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  • OfficerNice
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    		 Phantasm. I cant stand it.

    I've heard the sequals are good...but I dont care to check them out.
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  • mysticwryter
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    		 Eye of the Beholder
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  • Derk
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    		 Remains of the Day. When a dustpan being knocked around is the most exciting thing in a movie, you know you're dealing with a real gem.
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  • CruJonesIsTheMan
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    		 Cloverfield. I like alien movies like this, but there wasn't anything original in it.

    District 9. Again, a movie that's been made a million times before. There wasn't any real character development, so you just didn't care what happened to any of the characters...except for the father and son aliens.

    Cars. I guess Pixar's reign of awesomeness couldn't last forever. Their downfall started with Cars, then Ratatouille stuck the knife in deeper, then Wall-E poured some salt into the wound, then UP choked off it's air supply, then the plug was pulled by Toy Story 3. Cars just didn't make any sense. If it was a world of just cars, and there were no people, why did they have doors?
    Don't pay any attention to the evil spirited and dead of heart. They're not worth your time.
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  • Otown407Soldier
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    		 Paranormal Activity, Eyes Wide Shut, Terminator: Salvation are all bad.
    I have to give Wing Commander the top honor that no one has mentioned. Good god me and my friend both fell asleep in the theater to it, I cant remember any actors but it was god awful.
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  • copper30
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    		 Aliens of the Deep.
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  • demonpuppet87
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    		 I would say the live-action/CGI made-for-television adaptation of Alice in Wonderland from 2000. I prefer the classic Disney version (the animated one) two-to-none over the former that IMHO is a bore-fest.
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  • Shazbot
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    		 Green Lantern. Holy shit.
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    Shazbot wrote:
    Green Lantern. Holy shit.


    Yeah, it wasn't that good. Sinestro had no reason to put on the yellow lantern ring.
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  • thabz
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    		 Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever
    Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air?
    Can't live, can't breathe with no air
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    		 Contagion
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  • yellow_submarine
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    CruJonesIsTheMan wrote:
    Cloverfield. I like alien movies like this, but there wasn't anything original in it.

    District 9. Again, a movie that's been made a million times before. There wasn't any real character development, so you just didn't care what happened to any of the characters...except for the father and son aliens.


    What part of District 9 has been done a million times?? Is there a sub-genre of aliens in Africa which is partially metaphorical of the race issue? Do those movies have the same near flawless blend of CGI and practical effects?

    The movie wasn't a character driven for a reason. It was meant to portray the area and conditions in a documentary-type situation.
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  • yellow_submarine
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    ActionBastard wrote:
    Dyzfunk7ional wrote:
    ActionBastard wrote:
    Almost all of Stanley Kubricks films are boring.


    Paths of Glory/Dr Strangelove. Not to mention A Clockwork Orange/The Shining/Full Metal Jacket.

    ... really? you have to be kidding me.
    Good movies overall but still pretty fuckin long and boring at times.


    Ever heard of the term "atmosphere" or "film craft" or how about "tension"?
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  • CruJonesIsTheMan
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    yellow_submarine wrote:
    CruJonesIsTheMan wrote:
    Cloverfield. I like alien movies like this, but there wasn't anything original in it.

    District 9. Again, a movie that's been made a million times before. There wasn't any real character development, so you just didn't care what happened to any of the characters...except for the father and son aliens.


    What part of District 9 has been done a million times?? Is there a sub-genre of aliens in Africa which is partially metaphorical of the race issue? Do those movies have the same near flawless blend of CGI and practical effects?

    The movie wasn't a character driven for a reason. It was meant to portray the area and conditions in a documentary-type situation.


    It would be easier to say what parts of District 9 HASN'T been done before. A group of aliens that come to earth and are treated like crap? Alien Nation comes to mind. Insect-like aliens? Sounds like Alien/Aliens to me. A person being transformed into an alien? Outer Limits did it. And to an extent, Forbidden Planet did it as well. A metaphor of the race issue? I think you're reading a little bit too much into it. It's just a movie.
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  • Pinface
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    For me, it would be Dune aka the worst film of David Lynch's career and 2 hours of my life i'll never get back, some books should stay books.
    "Nobody wants to see vampire killers or vampires either! apparently all they want are demented madmen running around in ski-masks hacking up young virgins"-Peter Vincent from Fright Night.
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  • randomuser2349
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    		 Twilight....
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  • AtlantaCommercials
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    		 Junior. You think that a movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger is pregnant would be a funny stupid movie but no. The movie is a freaking bore.
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  • thecrow174
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    		 Chain Reaction. Too much talking and not enough action.
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