Spider-Man musical stuck in a web of troubles

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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101105/ap_en_mu/us_theater_spider_man_delay

    If theres something that doesn't belong together, its Spider-Man + musical + U2. Because that equals a pile of shit. U2 just plain sucks. Bono with his goddamn, pretentious ego. I hope this fails hard.
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    DebrisStorm wrote:
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101105/ap_en_mu/us_theater_spider_man_delay

    If theres something that doesn't belong together, its Spider-Man + musical + U2. Because that equals a pile of shit. U2 just plain sucks. Bono with his goddamn, pretentious ego. I hope this fails hard.


    Obviously, Nickelback's Hero is THE ONLY true song for the web slinger haha jk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAqc54duV6g



    Kinda hard to pull off a musical when you have shitty music lol
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    http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/11/15/annie-leibovitz-spider-man-musical-photos/

    This looks like shit. I mean, ow, my eyes. Suddenly Raimi's Goblin looks awesome.
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    Bwahaha Carnage looks like a toy figure!
    This is supposed to be a surrealistic comedy right?
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    http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/12/5_good_things_and_5_exceedingly_bad_things_about_t.php

    Sounds like a shitfest.
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    anything with this much trouble before it's even ready can't be good, my roomate said during previews they had to stop the show five times for technical difficulties
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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_spider_man_fall

    And now a stunt actor for Spider-Man falls 30 feet. This marks the 4th accident to a performer. This show should be stopped. Someone is going to die.
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    After reading that list I just have to ask why anyone out there on Broadway hasn't realised yet that this is a horrible piece of shit that will go down in infamy as the worst musical idea ever. Incidentally, I do kinda want to see it. Are there clips on Youtube or something?
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    This is starting to remind me of the original Producers film.
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    http://www.billboard.com/news/spider-man-musical-resuming-wednesday-with-1004135131.story#/news/spider-man-musical-resuming-wednesday-with-1004135131.story

    I swear, they're going to have an Owen Hart moment before they realize this is a mistake.
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    Good this needs to be cursed.
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    WinegumZero wrote:
    After reading that list I just have to ask why anyone out there on Broadway hasn't realised yet that this is a horrible piece of shit that will go down in infamy as the worst musical idea ever. Incidentally, I do kinda want to see it. Are there clips on Youtube or something?


    Idk about the worst in history, me and my girlfriend won tickets for The Fantasticks, it was a mixture of trying to stay asleep or clawing my eyes out, terrible none the less
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    kenE2389 wrote:
    WinegumZero wrote:
    After reading that list I just have to ask why anyone out there on Broadway hasn't realised yet that this is a horrible piece of shit that will go down in infamy as the worst musical idea ever. Incidentally, I do kinda want to see it. Are there clips on Youtube or something?


    Idk about the worst in history, me and my girlfriend won tickets for The Fantasticks, it was a mixture of trying to stay asleep or clawing my eyes out, terrible none the less


    Sounds like the event of the century.
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    http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/12/28/a-lead-actress-departs-spider-man-turn-off-the-dark/?scp=1&sq=spider-man%20turn%20off%20the%20dark&st=cse

    She's smart to lawyer up and get out. It sounds like they don't know what they're doing.
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    From the article:

    Spider-Man recently delayed its opening night by four weeks, until Monday, Feb. 7, to provide more time for its creators Ms. Taymor and U2's Bono and the Edge to make changes in the $65 million show before theater critics review it.

    I'm predicting it gets panned across the board and I look forward to 2011 starting with U2 literally having blood on their hands. Life is good.
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    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/angry-reaction-theater-critics-cross-66191

    Shhh, you can hear the crying from where you sit.
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    http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/12/30/spider-man-broadway-musical-bono-edge/

    Is it too much to hope that a stuntman or a piece of scenery wipes out all 3 of them?
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    http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/01/07/public-advocate-says-spider-man-may-violate-consumer-protection-laws/

    Hahaha! Oh I hope they get the shit fined out of them.
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    They're turning everything into a musical these days - Spider-Man, A Christmas Story...Peewee's Playhouse. :?
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    But, PeeWee Playhouse does star Paul Reubens. And its aimed at adults. Like it was originally intended. So I can support that.
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