Assholes in fast cars

RetroxBunny 2 years 6 months ago Posts: 5734	DebrisStorm wrote: Some fratboy douchenozzle in a sports car, almost clipped my front bike tire the other day. He was making a right turn, so I know he saw me approaching the crosswalk. The future date rapist gunned the gas and almost hit me. I slammed on my brakes, called him a living abortion, and gave him the finger as he drove off. I always wonder how you come up with these insults. Very creative!
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LOL785 2 years 6 months ago Posts: 1250	atticusfinch wrote: have you ever seen the video of that chick who survived an abortion? you mean, she was aborted but lived, or she had her baby aborted?
	TMNT wrote: Hey Lol785, Your so stupid your name does not like you at all. "Life's rough, get a helmet."
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Deleted 2 years 6 months ago Posts: 54340	RetroxBunny wrote: DebrisStorm wrote: Some fratboy douchenozzle in a sports car, almost clipped my front bike tire the other day. He was making a right turn, so I know he saw me approaching the crosswalk. The future date rapist gunned the gas and almost hit me. I slammed on my brakes, called him a living abortion, and gave him the finger as he drove off. I always wonder how you come up with these insults. Very creative! It depends on the time of day.

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Riphard
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This guy is a menace!
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LOL785 2 years 6 months ago Posts: 1250	atticusfinch wrote: win my thoughts exactly
	TMNT wrote: Hey Lol785, Your so stupid your name does not like you at all. "Life's rough, get a helmet."
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LOL785 2 years 6 months ago Posts: 1250	You know, I wonder what would happen if I threw a rock at a Ferrari,or any car that's speeding. Be fun to see their reactions! I'm kinda fucked up
	TMNT wrote: Hey Lol785, Your so stupid your name does not like you at all. "Life's rough, get a helmet."
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Mezase Master 2 years 6 months ago Posts: 9096	LOL785 wrote: LOLOLOLOLOLIMSOFUCKEDUPLOLOLOLOLOLOL If one of the mods edited this in, I applaud you.
	TMNT wrote: Movin` on up!! To the East side Blah blah Blah Movin on up Gaints lol.
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RetroxBunny 2 years 6 months ago Posts: 5734	LMAO!
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Dyzfunk7ional 2 years 6 months ago Posts: 4869	Mezase_Master wrote: LOL785 wrote: LOLOLOLOLOLIMSOFUCKEDUPLOLOLOLOLOLOL If one of the mods edited this in, I applaud you. Yet valiantly he tells TMNT to "quit typing like a 5 year old".

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LOL785 2 years 5 months ago Posts: 1250	Hey hey hey, save your insults for the War Room
	TMNT wrote: Hey Lol785, Your so stupid your name does not like you at all. "Life's rough, get a helmet."
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marvel 2 years 5 months ago Posts: 641 Account Disabled	My cousin threw a rock at a jerk in a fast car who had his windows down and it went through passengers window and out his drivers window. Pretty awesome.

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CleverHans 2 years 5 months ago Posts: 1283	Jerks in fast cars tend to be jerks that kick the shit out of you when you hit their car with a rock.

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marvel 2 years 5 months ago Posts: 641 Account Disabled	CleverHans wrote: Jerks in fast cars tend to be jerks that kick the shit out of you when you hit their car with a rock. Not when you're pretty girls.

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CleverHans 2 years 5 months ago Posts: 1283	marvel wrote: CleverHans wrote: Jerks in fast cars tend to be jerks that kick the shit out of you when you hit their car with a rock. Not when you're pretty girls. Pretty or not, I would indeed slap the shit out of a girl who through a rock at my car.

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marvel 2 years 5 months ago Posts: 641 Account Disabled	CleverHans wrote: marvel wrote: CleverHans wrote: Jerks in fast cars tend to be jerks that kick the shit out of you when you hit their car with a rock. Not when you're pretty girls. Pretty or not, I would indeed slap the shit out of a girl who through a rock at my car. So if I threw a rock at your car, instead of being a man you would slap me?

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Dyzfunk7ional 2 years 5 months ago Posts: 4869	marvel wrote: CleverHans wrote: marvel wrote: CleverHans wrote: Jerks in fast cars tend to be jerks that kick the shit out of you when you hit their car with a rock. Not when you're pretty girls. Pretty or not, I would indeed slap the shit out of a girl who through a rock at my car. So if I threw a rock at your car, instead of being a man you would slap me? Thats right! ... then a sweet caress as a gentleman that I am.

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marvel 2 years 5 months ago Posts: 641 Account Disabled	Dyzfunk7ional wrote: marvel wrote: CleverHans wrote: marvel wrote: CleverHans wrote: Jerks in fast cars tend to be jerks that kick the shit out of you when you hit their car with a rock. Not when you're pretty girls. Pretty or not, I would indeed slap the shit out of a girl who through a rock at my car. So if I threw a rock at your car, instead of being a man you would slap me? Thats right! ... then a sweet caress as a gentleman that I am. -_- You sure know how to get women.

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LOL785 2 years 5 months ago Posts: 1250	I'll keep that in mind next time I go out with a girl
	TMNT wrote: Hey Lol785, Your so stupid your name does not like you at all. "Life's rough, get a helmet."
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vkimo 2 years 5 months ago Posts: 2100 Super Mod Editor	Just be glad you're not me. A nice guy in a slow car. The saying nice guys always finish last has a literal meaning for me.

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Dyzfunk7ional 2 years 5 months ago Posts: 4869	marvel wrote: Dyzfunk7ional wrote: marvel wrote: CleverHans wrote: marvel wrote: CleverHans wrote: Jerks in fast cars tend to be jerks that kick the shit out of you when you hit their car with a rock. Not when you're pretty girls. Pretty or not, I would indeed slap the shit out of a girl who through a rock at my car. So if I threw a rock at your car, instead of being a man you would slap me? Thats right! ... then a sweet caress as a gentleman that I am. -_- You sure know how to get women. Oh indeed I do. You ought to see me I've learned from the BEST

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