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LOL785 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 1250	Is it me, or does it seem like most expensive cars, like BMW's, Ferraris, Lambo's, etc. seem to be driven by egotistical fuckwanks? The other day when I was walking home, I was almost hit by some douche in his Ferrari, when there clearly was a red light and a signal to walk. When I was walking across the street, I heard him yelling various cuss words. Not to mention, I've seen countless assholes in their BMW's, Mercedes, Hummers, etc. ignoring traffic signals, tailgating, cutting people off, etc. Is there some sort of connection between fancy/marque cars and the personality of the people who drive them? Well, the fact that I live near a Ferrari dealer may be why.
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LOL785 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 1250	lolwut?
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areyouakegger 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 1805	They're called 'charvers' in England. They also take pills, beg on the street for 20p and steal people's coats.
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All cars probably seem fast when you gotta walk.
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he's his own asshole.

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LOL785 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 1250	Benjanime wrote: he's his own asshole. wait, what? Ookay...
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LOL785 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 1250	areyouakegger wrote: They're called 'charvers' in England. They also take pills, beg on the street for 20p and steal people's coats. Damn, that sucks.
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thabz 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 3054	"Oooh look at me! My car is the shit which means I'm sooo much better than ANYONE else!!" Yup, I can relate. Had some ass-fuck over take me only to stop right in front of me because the traffic lights turned red. Kinda makes me wish I should have rear-ended his Merc if hadn't been quick to slam the brakes.
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LOL785 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 1250	thabz wrote: "Oooh look at me! My car is the shit which means I'm sooo much better than ANYONE else!!" Yup, I can relate. Had some ass-fuck over take me only to stop right in front of me because the traffic lights turned red. Kinda makes me wish I should have rear-ended his Merc if hadn't been quick to slam the brakes. agreed.
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RetroxBunny 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 5733	My god. There are at least three cars that I know of that I always see and always hear near my house. Their acceleration can make you deaf
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LOL785 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 1250	RetroxBunny wrote: My god. There are at least three cars that I know of that I always see and always hear near my house. Their acceleration can make you deaf Same here. Seriously, having no muffler and flooring it does not make people a badass. There are these two kids (the Holmes brothers to be exact) who have this black Dodge Charger/Challenger/Whatever the Hell they call it this week with no muffler and floor it even to move 2 feet ahead. Seriously, they'll give a damn license to anyone who can push a pedal, turn a wheel, and be at least 16, it's ridiculous . I heard that over in Germany, they have mental evaluations when you get a license. Now that would be a nice thing to have , that would spell the end of fuckers in their "Luxury/sports" cars thinking they are #1
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LOL785 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 1250	Let's also add age restrictions to different brands of cars. Cars with lots of power(500HP+)=35+ Cars with a lot of power (400-499HP)=25+ Cars with power (350-399HP)=18+ Cars=16+ That oughta keep those 17 years olds with Corvette ZR1's with no respect for road rules off the road What do y'all think?
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bassman21 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 12786 User Mod	LOL785 wrote: Seriously, having no muffler and flooring it does not make people a badass. There are these two kids (the Holmes brothers to be exact) who have this black Dodge Charger/Challenger/Whatever the Hell they call it this week with no muffler and floor it even to move 2 feet ahead. Seriously, they'll give a damn license to anyone who can push a pedal, turn a wheel, and be at least 16, it's ridiculous . I heard that over in Germany, they have mental evaluations when you get a license. Now that would be a nice thing to have , that would spell the end of fuckers in their "Luxury/sports" cars thinking they are #1 They just changed the laws in Texas for teens. To get a driver license you have to show proof of being in school and complete drivers educations. You have to have a permit for 6 months and must take a drivers test at the DPS office. Once you get the license you can't have more than one passenger under 21 and can't drive from midnight to 5 am. You also can't use your cell phone while driving. When I got mine all I had to do was take drivers education. I didn't even have to take a test at the DPS, just at drivers ED. Now adults are a different story; all they have to do is go take the test. I agree most people that drive fast cars are assholes. They usually get it in the end though.

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Deleted 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 54340	Some fratboy douchenozzle in a sports car, almost clipped my front bike tire the other day. He was making a right turn, so I know he saw me approaching the crosswalk. The future date rapist gunned the gas and almost hit me. I slammed on my brakes, called him a living abortion, and gave him the finger as he drove off.

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Deleted 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 54340	atticusfinch wrote: at least he didn't hit you! D: that's awful. i hate how driving is a contest with people. and i hate bros who are all about their cars. my best friend is dating this guy who was being a dick about my car because "it's so difficult to fix, it's built differently than the engines i know how to deal with" i'm like, dude, i'm sorry my car will drive for ten minutes straight without breaking down and yours won't. he tried to tell me he bought his shit car because he wanted to fix it up. i'm like dude if you had the money you'd buy a better car, seriously just shut the fuck up no one's going to give you shit for having a beater so shut the fuck up about my car. i almost hate assholes with shitty cars more than assholes with fast cars. ... almost. I hate those fucking know-it-alls also.

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LOL785 2 years 7 months ago Posts: 1250	DebrisStorm wrote: atticusfinch wrote: at least he didn't hit you! D: that's awful. i hate how driving is a contest with people. and i hate bros who are all about their cars. my best friend is dating this guy who was being a dick about my car because "it's so difficult to fix, it's built differently than the engines i know how to deal with" i'm like, dude, i'm sorry my car will drive for ten minutes straight without breaking down and yours won't. he tried to tell me he bought his shit car because he wanted to fix it up. i'm like dude if you had the money you'd buy a better car, seriously just shut the fuck up no one's going to give you shit for having a beater so shut the fuck up about my car. i almost hate assholes with shitty cars more than assholes with fast cars. ... almost. I hate those fucking know-it-alls also. I hate it when the driver doesn't know how to drive their car. My dad is probably gonna fail the driving test that you have to take when you turn 65 because he drives with two feet in an automatic and can't drive standard shift to save his life. Oh well, that's another 14 years away, and I won't be caring by then
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LOL785 2 years 6 months ago Posts: 1250	atticusfinch wrote: ...the douchey trying to soup up my piece of shit types. Well, you can always ignore them or do something that really bogs down the engine and say it goes faster
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Dyzfunk7ional 2 years 6 months ago Posts: 4869	Douche fratboys/sport cars terrible combination. I had some altercations with the fuckers. Hate them.

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