• thecrow174
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    • 2 years 9 months ago
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    		 Does anyone have a good bar joke they want to share?
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  • minimaster58
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    		 A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "How about a drink?" the horse doesn't reply as it lacks the intellectual capacity for speech, it sways uncertainly before exiting the bar.
    Always playing as Yoshi since 1995!
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  • ActionBastard
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    • 2 years 5 months ago
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    		 A guy walks into a bar..."ouch"
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  • TesleyTK
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    • 2 years 5 months ago
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    		 sub zero is sat drowning his sorrows in a bar with his mate scorpion. As scorpion is buying a beer sub zero suddenly shouts "I can't believe she's left me! I thought we had something special, I thought she was the one, I just dont know how I'm going to live without her"
    Scorpion turns round, throws his spiked-rope and hits Sub zero square in the chest. Then he drags him all the way across the bar until they are face-to-face and shouts "GET OVER HER"
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  • stake n sheak
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    		 Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again.

    They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."

    So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.

    Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"

    The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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  • stake n sheak
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    		 A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

    The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"
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  • stake n sheak
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    		 A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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    Mrs. stake you say some nasty on my threads. Dirty bitch
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  • stake n sheak
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    		 A hamburger and a french fry walk into a bar.
    The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve food here!"
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    Mrs. stake you say some nasty on my threads. Dirty bitch
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