The Lindsay Lohan Suicide Pool

Deleted 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 54340	http://voices.washingtonpost.com/celebritology/2010/07/lindsay_lohan_sentenced_to_90.html She's been sentenced to 90 days in jail, the an immediate 90 days in a rehab program. She going in on July 20th, so that gives her 2 weeks to off herself. Predictions?

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Dyzfunk7ional 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 4869	I have mix feelings about this. I feel a bit sorry for her but she deserves it. Also this will send a message to those valley-girl bitches thinking they have all the power with money/fame.

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Shazbot 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 4622 User Mod	I saw her cry after the sentencing was read. It is impossible for me to feel bad for her, i thought it was pretty funny actually.

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Hazer_Synn 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 1603	She still has two upcoming movies, Machete and some bio pic of Linda Lovelace, should they both flop, then very likely her career is done, so I'd take her offing herself then, by either an overdose or some drunken car wreck.
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DieOff 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 2166	Hazer_Synn wrote: She still has two upcoming movies, Machete and some bio pic of Linda Lovelace, should they both flop, then very likely her career is done, so I'd take her offing herself then, by either an overdose or some drunken car wreck. I dont think itll be over if them two films flop. she'll find much work in b movies, nude scenes, dying in films, etc..... lol
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thecrow174 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 24035	She'll either continue to screw up her life or make some significant changes. Why is she so emotional anyway? She's been in trouble with the law before.

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Deleted 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 54340	thecrow174 wrote: She'll either continue to screw up her life or make some significant changes. Why is she so emotional anyway? She's been in trouble with the law before. PFFFT! Chicks!

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RetroxBunny 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 5733	The judge didn't care what Lindsay had to say because it was all BS I mean, I don't want to sound like a total bitch, but Lindsay deserves it. She has been escaping to be put behind bars for years(?). Hopefully she will learn her lesson. I agree with you, atticus, about your prediction.
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Riphard
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Freckled ginger hookers are destined for a life of pain.
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Riphard wrote:
Freckled ginger hookers are destined for a life of pain.

But gingers have no souls.
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Dalai_Lama
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I wish Li-Lo the spiritual prosperity of the beloved Buddha.
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thecrow174
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She's been released early and has to go directly to rehab.
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Shazbot
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So, will she drown in a lesbian bathtub encounter while getting high on someone's secret stash?
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RetroxBunny 2 years 9 months ago Posts: 5733	I heard about this earlier. Just thirteen days in jail...ugh. She deserved to be there until the end of August or whenever she was supposed to be let go. It would have taught her something (hopefully).
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DMoney89 2 years 9 months ago Posts: 3323 Account Disabled	Shazbot wrote: This is the celebrity American justice system. Fixed. I mean really, when's the last time on of these A-listers got a SERIOUS jail sentence? Lohan's was long compared to a lot of these celebs as of late...

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thecrow174 2 years 9 months ago Posts: 24035	RetroxBunny wrote: I heard about this earlier. Just thirteen days in jail...ugh. She deserved to be there until the end of August or whenever she was supposed to be let go. It would have taught her something (hopefully). Apparently she was released because of overcrowding or good behavior. Something like that.

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Shazbot 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 4622 User Mod	OD, or maybe she'll try running to Europe.

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Sense of Self 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 982 Account Disabled	She'll probably hide out in one off Micheal Jacksons treehouses

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Riphard 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 2417 User Admin	She will probably do Dr. Drews show after jail to make some money or gain some attention.

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Riphard 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 2417 User Admin	Freckled ginger hookers are destined for a life of pain.

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Deleted 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 54340	Riphard wrote: Freckled ginger hookers are destined for a life of pain. But gingers have no souls.

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Dalai_Lama 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 13 Banned	I wish Li-Lo the spiritual prosperity of the beloved Buddha.

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thecrow174 2 years 9 months ago Posts: 24035	She's been released early and has to go directly to rehab.

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Shazbot 2 years 9 months ago Posts: 4622 User Mod	So, will she drown in a lesbian bathtub encounter while getting high on someone's secret stash?

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Shazbot 2 years 9 months ago Posts: 4622 User Mod	This is the American justice system.

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