Attempted to buy some swimming shorts today....

WinegumZero 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 1862	Spent three hours just trying to find one that fucking fit. For fuck's sake I know I'm not the fittest, smallest dude in the world but this is getting ridiculous. Since when is a Medium to Small the standard for dudes my age. Fucking hell. Fuck it, I'm just gonna swim naked then.
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Shazbot 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 4622 User Mod	Are you incredibly fat? Maybe try getting one of those onesies, like what Newman had on Seinfeld.

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WinegumZero 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 1862	Not really, I'm just kinda big and shit. Forget conventional swimming shorts, I'm just gonna go for the Borat onesie. That oughta turn some heads.
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Riphard wrote:

Just think of the below pic with John Mayer.
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US magazine makes me feel the same way!
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nalydbokaj 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 500 Banned	Riphard wrote: Just think of the below pic with John Mayer.

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Riphard 2 years 10 months ago Posts: 2417 User Admin	US magazine makes me feel the same way!

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