When is a person an alcoholic?

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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    I chat with some of the other work at home reps at my job through AIM. There are two of them that are always talking about how messed up they are going to get or how hung over they are. They make comments like "I'm about to open one up now....... can't wait another 40 minutes". I'm sure they drink every night!

    Today they were talking about how the store had dented beer cans and they were stocking up on them. People that have an addiction usually don't think there is a problem. So my question is when is a person an alcoholic? I'm sure these people will say they can stop anytime, but I don't think they can.
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    Well I'd say if they can't function normally without drinking it then yea, they're probably alcoholic.
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    I love to get drunk.

    However, its 1am and I'm at work.

    An alcoholic needs to stay inhebriated at all times to function.
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    To me alcoholism mean being dependent on alcohol, not necessarily 24/7. If a person stays sober the entire week but HAS to drink on the weekends that's a minor form of alcoholism. Me? I'm just a binge-drinker. Big difference.
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    WinegumZero wrote:
    To me alcoholism mean being dependent on alcohol, not necessarily 24/7. If a person stays sober the entire week but HAS to drink on the weekends that's a minor form of alcoholism. Me? I'm just a binge-drinker. Big difference.


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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    It's all about addiction
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    Alcoholics go to meetings. Drunks are everyone else.
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    If a man can't walk in a straight line, than he's an alcoholic.
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    You're an alcoholic when you need to start buying cheap, shitty booze (wild turkey, jack daniels, etc.) because it's costing you too much each week.
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    thecrow174 wrote:
    If a man can't walk in a straight line, than he's an alcoholic.


    No, he's a drunk.

    Shazbot wrote:
    You're an alcoholic when you need to start buying cheap, shitty booze (wild turkey, jack daniels, etc.) because it's costing you too much each week.


    No, he's an alcoholic when he starts going to meetings, and starts blubbering about how daddy wouldn't teach him how to play little league ball. Buying cheap, shitty booze, makes you a wino and a drunk.
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    When does a drunk become a rummy? When incontinence comes into play?
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    Shazbot wrote:
    When does a drunk become a rummy? When incontinence comes into play?


    Only when playing cards. And its gin rummy when gin is involved.
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    I figure your an alcoholic when you have withdrawal symptoms.
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    I drink my Wild Turkey 101 in a fancy crystal goblet....so it doesn't look cheap.
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    But it still tastes cheap. It's like putting Cohiba rings on the Phillies that you smoke.
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    • 3 years 26 days ago
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    When you're on your second D.U.I and child services has to send you a letter stating that you cannot drink alcohol within 4 hours of your visitation with your children.
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    • 3 years 26 days ago
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    misspiggy wrote:
    When you're on your second D.U.I and child services has to send you a letter stating that you cannot drink alcohol within 4 hours of your visitation with your children.


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    • 3 years 25 days ago
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    I like beer (Colt 45 usually) in a crystal boot.
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    • 3 years 23 days ago
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    An alcoholic says they can quit anytime rather than trying.
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    thecrow174 wrote:
    If a man can't walk in a straight line, than he's an alcoholic.


    What if they have Parkinson's disease?
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