Jesus was really a fish

  • Echidna64
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    To reproduce, fish spray semen on external eggs, which would then explain the immaculate conception of Jesus

    Also, walking on water is a lot easier when u have gills

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  • Echidna64
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    		 Lo and behold there is a sign-




    The face of Jesus on a fishstick. lol
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  • Sense of Self
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    		 Does this mean Jesus had erectile dysfunction
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  • InfiniteZer0
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    Echidna64 wrote:
    Lo and behold there is a sign-




    The face of Jesus on a fishstick. lol


    Looks more like Jeff Daniels.
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  • Otown407Soldier
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    		 Seriously, anyone know how the Jesus Fish came into being?
    I can only think of him feeding the people with fish and bread.
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  • Shazbot
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    Otown407Soldier wrote:
    Seriously, anyone know how the Jesus Fish came into being?
    I can only think of him feeding the people with fish and bread.


    Yeah, i think that's it.

    Oh, and that fishstick looks more like a young Bill Pullman.
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  • Kriller
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    Otown407Soldier wrote:
    Seriously, anyone know how the Jesus Fish came into being?
    I can only think of him feeding the people with fish and bread.


    The fish was simply used as a symbol to show to the world that they were a believer. Originally, they were persecuted for worshiping. So they would put the fish outside as a symbol. However now, it's to express that their not embarrassed of their faith.
    You dont know them but they do!!

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  • Otown407Soldier
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    Kriller wrote:
    Otown407Soldier wrote:
    Seriously, anyone know how the Jesus Fish came into being?
    I can only think of him feeding the people with fish and bread.


    The fish was simply used as a symbol to show to the world that they were a believer. Originally, they were persecuted for worshiping. So they would put the fish outside as a symbol. However now, it's to express that their not embarrassed of their faith.

    Makes perfect sense, thank you
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  • Shazbot
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    		 Yeah, it's basically like a sikh's turban or a muslim's beard. It's so you can identify each other.
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  • Kriller
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    		 Well, like I said. It's not a title. It's just a way to show that they aren't shy about it. Whereas the turban and beard are a necessity.
    You dont know them but they do!!

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  • Sense of Self
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    		 Jesus was really a cunt
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  • Kriller
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    Sense_of_Self wrote:
    Jesus was really a cunt


    ?
    You dont know them but they do!!

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  • Shazbot
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    Kriller wrote:
    Well, like I said. It's not a title. It's just a way to show that they aren't shy about it. Whereas the turban and beard are a necessity.


    The turban and beard are supposed to be a necessity, but not always used. I know many religious sikhs who wear no turban and are clean shaven. The thing is though, the turban-wearing sikhs always greet each other very warmly even as strangers because they see the identifying characteristics that the other chooses to display.
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  • Kriller
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    Shazbot wrote:
    Kriller wrote:
    Well, like I said. It's not a title. It's just a way to show that they aren't shy about it. Whereas the turban and beard are a necessity.


    The turban and beard are supposed to be a necessity, but not always used. I know many religious sikhs who wear no turban and are clean shaven. The thing is though, the turban-wearing sikhs always greet each other very warmly even as strangers because they see the identifying characteristics that the other chooses to display.


    That's cool. But again is different from the fish. It's not a symbol for other Christians. We should be greeting warmly to everyone.
    You dont know them but they do!!

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  • minimaster58
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    		 Fish Jesus fed his friends on bread and people.
    Always playing as Yoshi since 1995!
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