Who can use the word DEFINITELY in a sentence?

  • CanadianWeirdAlFan
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    		A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

    First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue."

    Teacher says "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray or orange."

    Second, a little boy says "Trees are definitely green."

    Teacher says "Sorry, but in the autumn the trees are brown."

    Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks: "Does a fart have lumps?"

    The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"

    "Ok...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants."
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  • chrisno51
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    		 Alright :lol:

    Where'd you come up with that one?
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  • bassman21
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    		 LMAO
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  • CanadianWeirdAlFan
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    		I read it from somewhere years ago (probably online) and wrote it down but never thought to post it anywhere.. :lol:
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  • RetroxBunny
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    		 LMFAO!
    That is hilarious!:lol:
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  • minimaster58
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    • 3 years 29 days ago
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    		 I laughed.
    Always playing as Yoshi since 1995!
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