My grandma's neighbour died and her house is up for sale

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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    So I prayed that a hot chick will move in soon.
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    That only happens in the movies. In my experience a noisy ghetto family with a bunch of dirty kids will move in.
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    bassman21 wrote:
    That only happens in the movies. In my experience a noisy ghetto family with a bunch of dirty kids will move in.


    aye. That Shia labeouf film was quite realistic though...
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    areyouakegger wrote:
    bassman21 wrote:
    That only happens in the movies. In my experience a noisy ghetto family with a bunch of dirty kids will move in.


    aye. That Shia labeouf film was quite realistic though...


    What movie are you talking about?
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    Even Stevens.
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    More than likely Disturbia.
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    Saruman_w wrote:
    More than likely Disturbia.


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    Riphard wrote:
    Even Stevens.


    That wasn't even a movie!

    I'm on about disturbia, the one where Shia clocks his teacher and gets put under house arrest.

    Getting back on topic, these hot chicks have to live somewhere. Who says that can't be next door to my grandma?
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    areyouakegger wrote:
    Riphard wrote:
    Even Stevens.


    That wasn't even a movie!




    8)
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    DMoney89 wrote:
    areyouakegger wrote:
    Riphard wrote:
    Even Stevens.


    That wasn't even a movie!




    8)


    ROTFL looks hilarious
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    jesus christ i hate this thread!
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    Riphard wrote:
    jesus christ i hate this thread!


    Maybe I sould rename it 'Why is my life not like a Shia LaBeouf movie' :D
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    areyouakegger wrote:
    Riphard wrote:
    Even Stevens.


    That wasn't even a movie!

    I'm on about disturbia, the one where Shia clocks his teacher and gets put under house arrest.

    Getting back on topic, these hot chicks have to live somewhere. Who says that can't be next door to my grandma?

    All the hot girls are probably at some jerks house, they don't tend to like nice people.
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    bassman21 wrote:
    In my experience a noisy ghetto family with a bunch of dirty kids will move in.
    Or stoop kids who sit outside all the time on their stoop, never leave, and have loud-ass parties at 3:00 AM on a Wednesday all the time, and half the time when you pull up in your car they immediately go inside to conceal the fact they're smoking marijuana but don't realize they look more guilty when someone pulls up and they run inside, then add the fact you can smell it, and they leave roaches everywhere on the ground outside!

    /Got that off of my chest
    //Goes to check the real estate website
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    Just as long as it's not a mexican family you should be ok.
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    CleverHans wrote:
    Just as long as it's not a mexican family you should be ok.

    Can I just ask why they would'nt be ok if a mexican family moved in?
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    ActionBastard wrote:
    CleverHans wrote:
    Just as long as it's not a mexican family you should be ok.

    Can I just ask why they would'nt be ok if a mexican family moved in?


    Man oh man Quinceanera's every weekend with loud Latino music, rooters and loud dogs in the back yard, pink flamingos and wrought iron fences in the front yard, 10 car's parked in front of the house and when there is a PPV boxing match you will have 50. And the kids.......lots of them.

    Seriously though he's just being funny. As a black man himself he knows all about being oppressed.
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    • 1 year 6 months ago
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    I've seen shit that'll turn you white.
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