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    • 3 years 2 months ago
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    There are numerous things you should know about him. One of them is he is epic. He can make anvils out of his teeth and his poo. Another thing: Don't mess with Chuck Norris. You will not live.
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    • 3 years 2 months ago
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    Chuck Norris couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag.
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    • 3 years 2 months ago
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    He doesn't teabag, he potato sacks.
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    • 3 years 1 month ago
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    Norris is great but when your under seige, you need Steven Segal!
    Free Lil Boosie
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    Chuck Norris is to martial arts movies as Lil Wayne is to music.
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