• Captain Howdy
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    • 3 years 2 months ago
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    When you really need to get your point across I recommend the UNICATCH. Never lets you down like some OTHER staple guns I could mention...
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  • RetroxBunny
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    • 3 years 2 months ago
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    		 That is a good recommendation. I'll keep that in mind.
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    [quote=ActionBastard]I collect Retro Junk action figures. I've got a limited edition DebrisStorm with karate chop action still in the box. I've also got a special edition vkimo that comes with a typewrit
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  • Riphard
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    • 3 years 2 months ago
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    		 I wield my "swingline" stapler with the fury akin to a thousand butch lesbians turned away at a KD Lang concert.



    You could TRY to do battle with a "bostich"........ but you can bet your balls to a barn dance that you won't come out alive.



    This much is true.
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  • Captain Howdy
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    You know you've found the right staple gun if it can pierce a fingernail from up to 50 feet away.
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  • minimaster58
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    • 3 years 15 days ago
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    		 Staple guns are the product of a mad man- I'll have to get one.
    Always playing as Yoshi since 1995!
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