Beer facts

Shazbot 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 4622	*BEER* - First of all, men drink beer. We may sometimes choose liquor instead, but beer will always be a mainstay. - Light beer is not beer, it is a substitute. Much like white chocolate is to chocolate. - Manly beer does not need a wedge of lime. That is something you drink if you're into popped collars and glitter in your hair. - Good beer should adhere to the Bavarian purity law of 1516. (a reason why some Euro beers are so good) - Guinness should be seen as a seasonal choice. If you make a funny face when you drink it, you probably have a vagina. - You should not buy beer based on price. Cheap beer should only be consumed if you're on pogey. (unemployed) - Beer is best served at -2C, or 28.4F. - Buy a quality local beer if you can. National brands are less fresh and aren't made with love.

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Echidna64
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Drinking beer in the shower gets you drunk faster
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Shazbot
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Drinking beer in the shower is as much a part of being a man as scratching at an itchy scrotum.
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Echidna64
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You're not a man until you've thrown up in public
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WinegumZero 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 1862	You forgot to mention that American beer is really crap. Hertog Jan and Duveltje is where it's at.
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Shazbot 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 4622	Not all American beer is crap. I tried one from a microbrewery in Oregon that was pretty good. Can't remember the name, though. But yeah, Budweiser is for people who go to Denny's when they want a gourmet meal. "You mean i can get chicken-fried steak AND pancakes on the same plate?! Hoooo doggy!"

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Ravage 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 3335	Echidna64 wrote: You're not a man until you've thrown up in public Urination in public is also a requirement.

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SSPig 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 536 Account Disabled	Beer also strengthens your muscles and reflexes. P.S. 100 post from creating a user forum!

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Shazbot 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 4622	Sense_of_Self wrote: I don't like beer, I enjoy vodka shots and white russians. When you become a man you'll like beer. You're still young.

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Riphard 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 2417	men drink beer in the morning. not because i have to, but because i want to... wait....that came out wrong.

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WinegumZero 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 1862	Shazbot wrote: When you become a man you'll like beer. You're still young. Actually a couple of friends of mine still hate beer with quite a passion. It's really annoying at parties cause you always have to get them something else. Can't everyone just drink beer? Wasn't beer invented by Christian monks btw? At least have to thank 'em for that...
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Sense of Self 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 982 Account Disabled	atticusfinch wrote: Can the God of Beer get a hangover? You obviously haven't heard of Bilious The Oh God of Hangovers.

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Captain Howdy 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 3188	I tried this out and to my surprise it actually worked. Homemade beer that's so easy to make even somebody with Asperger's Syndrome could do it. Maybe. http://www.eartheasy.com/eat_homebrew.htm

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kenE2389 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 1091	WinegumZero wrote: Shazbot wrote: When you become a man you'll like beer. You're still young. Actually a couple of friends of mine still hate beer with quite a passion. It's really annoying at parties cause you always have to get them something else. Can't everyone just drink beer? Wasn't beer invented by Christian monks btw? At least have to thank 'em for that... that's terrible, back in the day all we had was skunked pabst blue ribbon and keystone light, and we liked it by god

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AtariMan76
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4
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minimaster58
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I hate vodka, I'm only really fond of lager and shandy.
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Saruman_w 3 years 25 days ago Posts: 10803 Super Mod	minimaster58 wrote: I hate vodka, I'm only really fond of lager and shandy. Do Brits start getting drunk by elementary school or something?
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Shazbot 3 years 25 days ago Posts: 4622	Saruman_w wrote: minimaster58 wrote: I hate vodka, I'm only really fond of lager and shandy. Do Brits start getting drunk by elementary school or something? Well, they need something to wash down the cigarette smoke and loosen themselves up for pushing down little old ladies.

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Echidna64 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 3603	Drinking beer in the shower gets you drunk faster

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Shazbot 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 4622	Drinking beer in the shower is as much a part of being a man as scratching at an itchy scrotum.

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Echidna64 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 3603	You're not a man until you've thrown up in public

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Sense of Self 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 982 Account Disabled	I don't like beer, I enjoy vodka shots and white russians.

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Doctor Serious 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 605 User Mod	Byggvir. Norse god of beer, ale & corn. Respect.

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AtariMan76 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 991	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4

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minimaster58 3 years 25 days ago Posts: 1363	I hate vodka, I'm only really fond of lager and shandy.
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