Owl Bears

Doctor Serious
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I'm a big fan.
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Riphard
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one of them killed "cinnamon".....my friends pet ferret.
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Doctor Serious
3 years 5 months ago
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Oh man, sorry to hear it. However, if you play with matches you get burned.
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Riphard
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true statement.
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pappatroll
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Could one ever be kept as a pet?
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knuclear200x
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Doctor_Serious wrote:

I'm a big fan.

that better be a pokeyman someday
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Doctor Serious 3 years 5 months ago Posts: 605	They make excellent pets as long as you don't live near an old folk's home. Owlbears tend to prey on the sick and elderly.

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Doctor Serious 3 years 4 months ago Posts: 605	The mighty and majestic Owl Bear is truly amazing. Take the owl's keen sense of cunning and intellectual prowess and combine that with a bear's brutal strength and ferocity to receive what is possibly the world's finest killing machine besides the Realligator (half shark/alligator/man).

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1NONBLONDE
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What about Land Sharks?
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Doctor Serious
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Easy, just don't answer the door if one comes a callin'.
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pappatroll 3 years 4 months ago Posts: 186	So xmas came and went, and I was sure I would get an owl bear. Did I get one... No I got an octomus fucking prime. Lame

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CARNAGE 3 years 4 months ago Posts: 752 Account Disabled	eastervideoguy wrote: More of a man bear pig fan Theres a user on here that has that name. http://www.retrojunk.com/user/view_profile.php?uid=100492

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Doctor Serious 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 605	I really wish Guillermo Del Toro would tackle the subject of Owlbears, I mean even if it's just a short film for IFC or something.

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Riphard 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 2417	I heard after "The Hobbit" film, Del Toro was going to make an "Owlbear" documentary. I think Micheal Cera and Shia Labeouf are clamoring for the lead.

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pappatroll 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 186	Riphard wrote: I heard after "The Hobbit" film, Del Toro was going to make an "Owlbear" documentary. I think Micheal Cera and Shia Labeouf are clamoring for the lead. Labeouf would own that role..i smell an epic

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Dyzfunk7ional 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 4869	I agree... Del Toro is brilliant! Anything in mind from this director could turn out epic or at least promising IMO. I wish he get ahold of "The Hobbit, or There and Back Again "... I want to see a good rendition of one of my favorite fantasy novels.

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Cosgrove 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 250	eastervideoguy wrote: More of a man bear pig fan Now, is that half man half bear-pig, or half pig half man-bear? 1NONBLONDE wrote: What about Land Sharks? ?????? vkimo wrote: So I can assume it hibernates in the winter and can turn it's head 270 degrees? No, it likes honey and regurgitates a pellet the size of a bowling ball

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Stickykeys09 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 809	Bowl?
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Doctor Serious 3 years 5 months ago Posts: 605	I'm a big fan.

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Riphard 3 years 5 months ago Posts: 2417	one of them killed "cinnamon".....my friends pet ferret.

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Doctor Serious 3 years 5 months ago Posts: 605	Oh man, sorry to hear it. However, if you play with matches you get burned.

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Riphard 3 years 5 months ago Posts: 2417	true statement.

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pappatroll 3 years 5 months ago Posts: 186	Could one ever be kept as a pet?

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knuclear200x 3 years 5 months ago Posts: 7151 Account Disabled	Doctor_Serious wrote: I'm a big fan. that better be a pokeyman someday

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eastervideoguy 3 years 5 months ago Posts: 1559 Banned User Admin	More of a man bear pig fan

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1NONBLONDE 3 years 4 months ago Posts: 197 Account Disabled	What about Land Sharks?

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Doctor Serious 3 years 4 months ago Posts: 605	Easy, just don't answer the door if one comes a callin'.

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Doctor Serious 3 years 3 months ago Posts: 605	A Haiku - Beware the owlbear, its beak thirsty for your blood. It hates cinnamon.

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